Women in an office will laugh to themselves in a desperate ploy to start a conversation

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Usually while looking at something on their phone or computer. Women generally can't stand to see someone laughing without knowing what the person is laughing at, so their jealous dog brain assumes men are the same. When their little laughing game is rightfully ignored, the fawkin cunts will just go ahead and start the "conversation" anyway, so the little ruse was all just a BIG WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME. FUCK.

 

[guest]

Usually while looking at something on their phone or computer. Women generally can't stand to see someone laughing without knowing what the person is laughing at, so their jealous dog brain assumes men are the same. When their little laughing game is rightfully ignored, the fawkin cunts will just go ahead and start the "conversation" anyway, so the little ruse was all just a BIG WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME. FUCK.

I heard a female say once:

"I just love shows like Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers because I can get all the news AND laugh!!"

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Also if you sneeze they say 'bless you' and expect you to say something back.

Dumb broads.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I heard a female say once:

"I just love shows like Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers because I can get all the news AND laugh!!"

At least they don't ruin what should be serious and informative meetings with a bunch of infantile retarded buzzwords and bullshit...... oh wait

 

[guest]

At least they don't ruin what should be serious and informative meetings with a bunch of infantile retarded buzzwords and bullshit...... oh wait

Women are great in the work place and never let their emotions spill into their work. They keep all workplace relationships professional and never cry when their work is criticized. I have never seen a woman use her pussy to gain advantage or favor in the professional world.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Women are great in the work place and never let their emotions spill into their work. They keep all workplace relationships professional and never cry when their work is criticized. I have never seen a woman use her pussy to gain advantage or favor in the professional world.

Some dumb bitch was crying at work a few weeks ago because it was her dead sister's birthday. She died 10 years ago and also the crybaby was very fucking fat

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Women are great in the work place and never let their emotions spill into their work. They keep all workplace relationships professional and never cry when their work is criticized. I have never seen a woman use her pussy to gain advantage or favor in the professional world.

My one ex used to work at a pharmacy that was mostly women and she'd have a story every single day about either her or one of the other cunts breaking down crying because the boss told them that something needs to change or someone else got something that they didn't. That bitch used to cry about everything. It's fucking psychotic behavior to make yourself cry to get your way. The problem is that it works. They'd cry and the bosses would feel bad and have to apologize to their fucking EMPLOYEES for no reason. I'd consider crying in front of customers a fireable offense.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

All women are psychopaths

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Women are great in the work place and never let their emotions spill into their work. They keep all workplace relationships professional and never cry when their work is criticized. I have never seen a woman use her pussy to gain advantage or favor in the professional world.

Actually, I've seen plenty of women d... WAIT A MINUTE!

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Also if you sneeze they say 'bless you' and expect you to say something back.

Dumb broads.

Is it that hard to say thanks?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Is it that hard to say thanks?

Must a sneeze be acknowledged? It's just another chance for a woman to fill the air at work with more yammering, however brief

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Must a sneeze be acknowledged? It's just another chance for a woman to fill the air at work with more yammering, however brief

That's my thing too. I have no problem saying thanks if some dumbass has to say "bless you" but if I hear someone sneeze I don't say shit. If anything I'd be like "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY??" just to fuck with them.

I've actually noticed people like stare at me after they sneezed waiting for me to say bless you. You're fine, faggot. You sneezed. I do it all the time. You don't need someone to bless you. I don't have the authority anyways, I'm not a priest. Your soul didn't escape. If anything, the one who sneezed should say "sorry" or "excuse me".

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

That's my thing too. I have no problem saying thanks if some dumbass has to say "bless you" but if I hear someone sneeze I don't say shit. If anything I'd be like "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY??" just to fuck with them.

I've actually noticed people like stare at me after they sneezed waiting for me to say bless you. You're fine, faggot. You sneezed. I do it all the time. You don't need someone to bless you. I don't have the authority anyways, I'm not a priest. Your soul didn't escape. If anything, the one who sneezed should say "sorry" or "excuse me".

I have no problem saying "bless you" or thanking someone who says it to me, but when it's the same dim cunt that's been babbling like a toddler all day, I'm less inclined

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I used the fact that there was no-one else on the same team or in the same department as me in my branch office as justification for disobeying the RTO bullshit (can't use in-person collaboration as an argument).

So predictably they hired another person to my team in my branch office so I have to go to the office more. Then I got in reported for "talking too much and acting like it's a garden party" for interacting with the new teammate. Kafkaesque.

 

[DMAN]

Abe and Dummy Gaynuts killing it for the show today with the comments about sneezing and women in the workplace.

I have always hated that fake laugh thing as a way to be noticed and start a conversation they want to have. When they do it, I will ignore it if I don't know them well enough to tease them. If I do know them well enough, I will literally just say "What is it? What do you want us to notice? We know you did that because you wanted us to ask you about it."

And I have used the same logic regarding sneezing etiquette that I use for burping or farting. YOU should apologize if you sneeze, especially now that it apparently spreads covid.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Is it that hard to say thanks?

Lot of people here seem to not have good manners. Must have been raised in a barn.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Lot of people here seem to not have good manners. Must have been raised in a barn.

True. Also some here are legitimately insane.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

True. Also some here are legitimately insane.

Sometimes Abe genuinely leaves me speechless. Genuinely. Whoever told that story about being seniors fucking up a freshman’s house during a party is or at least was a psychopath.

 

[LingerLonger]

Tell them you were laughing at AI generated art of jews riding rollercoasters in Nazi death camp theme parks.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Lot of people here seem to not have good manners. Must have been raised in a barn.

You ever hear a black person say thank you?