Women in an office will laugh to themselves in a desperate ploy to start a conversation

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You ever hear a black person say thank you?

Maybe a cuppa times.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You ever hear a black person say thank you?

Gave a fiver to a black bum the other day. First person I've given money to in probably a decade. Fucker said "yup" once he had it and walked away.

Hey, nigger bum! Fuuuuuuck yoooooooooou!

 

[More Worser]

Then I got in reported for "talking too much and acting like it's a garden party" for interacting with the new teammate. Kafkaesque.

>Be Dougie's mutt daughter
>Have terrible social intelligence
>Social IQ is so bad you in trouble for it
>Blame everyone else
>"Kafkaesque"

You're supposed to chat just enough to make work go smoothly, not be Chatty Cathy, stupit

 

[More Worser]

Sometimes Abe genuinely leaves me speechless. Genuinely. Whoever told that story about being seniors fucking up a freshman’s house during a party is or at least was a psychopath.

QRD? Missed that one

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

QRD? Missed that one

Pretty much exactly what I said. They decided to fuck up some freshman’s house at a party when they were like 3 years older than him. I believe he said they were kind of friends with his older brother.

 

[guest]

>Be Dougie's mutt daughter
>Have terrible social intelligence
>Social IQ is so bad you in trouble for it
>Blame everyone else
>"Kafkaesque"

You're supposed to chat just enough to make work go smoothly, not be Chatty Cathy, stupit

You know thats not really my daughter right stupid

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

You know thats not really my daughter right stupid

Daddy, I know you keep saying it because you don't want to pay my Chinese Mommy child support, but you should have thought twice before you b-b-b-b-busted raw in her.

 

[Not bad]

If you work in an office, you also know women love having tons of meetings where you spend an hour discussing things that could be done in ten minutes if everyone sticks to the topic and doesn't repeat it in five different ways.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If you work in an office, you also know women love having tons of meetings where you spend an hour discussing things that could be done in ten minutes if everyone sticks to the topic and doesn't repeat it in five different ways.

So so so you’re saying it’s be easier if everyone was more focused? I agree, we should stop repeating each other.

 

[Stent]

Can we spend 10 minutes to acknowledge the great work Cheryl does in opening the office first thing in the morning, even though it's part of her job description? Great. Now, let's talk about how Anne puts paper in the copier probably almost twice as much as anyone else. John, before you leave to go make a sale that keeps this place running, I'd like it if you made a nice gesture by bringing the ladies all a coffee. Just to show they're appreciated around here and not completely disposable units of basic labor that anyone could do.

 

[guest]

Hey guys HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Just a quick reminder that if anyone wants any leftover treats from this week's catch up, they're on level 3 for your taking.

^ Please tell me this shit is familiar to someone else

 

[Not bad]

Hey guys HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Just a quick reminder that if anyone wants any leftover treats from this week's catch up, they're on level 3 for your taking.

^ Please tell me this shit is familiar to someone else

Meanwhile, I'm busy reading Jew and nigger rants on the Owen A forums.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Hey guys HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Just a quick reminder that if anyone wants any leftover treats from this week's catch up, they're on level 3 for your taking.

^ Please tell me this shit is familiar to someone else

Those crazy cunts must bake their period blood into the velvet cake or some shit

 

[bantadant]

You ever hear a black person say thank you?

Sneeze reparations an sheet