Woman In An Office Simulator

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You are a woman in an office with a fake job so productivity doesn't suffer too badly while you're away from your desk constantly. You've been asked a simple question about something relevant to work.

YOU: *cackles to self* Sooooooooo..... *more cackling* no, it's funny *more cackling* sooooooooo..... *more cackling* like what the WHAT *more cackling*

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

On your commute this morning, you saw a weird guy on the metro and the train was delayed at one of the stations! You need to share this story immediately.

 

[bantadant]

On your commute this morning, you saw a weird guy on the metro and the train was delayed at one of the stations! You need to share this story immediately.

But only if you add enough superfluous details to make the story three times longer than it needs to be, and tell it in a way that gives your audience no indication of when the ending is

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

But only if you add enough superfluous details to make the story three times longer than it needs to be, and tell it in a way that gives your audience no indication of when the ending is

I love hearing it first thing in the morning

 

[guest]

I like the stories about their crazy aunts, uncles, or cousins

 

[TheNanaDook]

Make sure to get mad at your man, too, when it’s clear he’s bored but trying to listen anyway.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Dummy-chan do you ever go through the "office lady/OL" tags on sadpanda and javlibrary and wonder what could have been.

 

[aRTie02150]

I hate women.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hate women.

No man will ever be as big of a faggot as a woman is

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

No man will ever be as big of a faggot as a woman is

They're faggots for sucking dick, and the lesbians are even bigger faggots for eating pussy

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's not just the office. I stopped in Wal Mart last night, and a young girl was stocking shelves with one hand and having a Face Time on her phone with the other.

We need another Vietnam, and in the name of equality, these young women need to die for our country.

 

[fenrir]

They're faggots for sucking dick, and the lesbians are even bigger faggots for eating pussy

I'm glad I just take it up the ass then.

 

[Suetonius]

On your commute this morning, you saw a weird guy on the metro and the train was delayed at one of the stations! You need to share this story immediately.

There is literally nothing worse than working a physical labor job and you just want to fucking relax. And your girlfriend comes in talking about what a hard fucking day she had and other irrelevant bullshit from her 6 hour retail job. It’s the only time i’ve ever considered what a womans face would look like beat in. Leave me the fuck ALONE.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

No man will ever be as big of a faggot as a woman is

That's a challenge.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There is literally nothing worse than working a physical labor job and you just want to fucking relax. And your girlfriend comes in talking about what a hard fucking day she had and other irrelevant bullshit from her 6 hour retail job. It’s the only time i’ve ever considered what a womans face would look like beat in. Leave me the fuck ALONE.

One time I straight up slit my wrist on a piece of steel at work, had to get it glued and bandaged up, went back to work and then when I got home, my girlfriend bitched about her stupid pharmacy job for like 20 minutes before she realized I had dried blood all over me from it spraying everywhere.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dummy-chan do you ever go through the "office lady/OL" tags on sadpanda and javlibrary and wonder what could have been.

No what is that? Is it going to piss me off

 

[TheNanaDook]

“This creature right here? This annoying, loud, illogical weak, needy one right here? They’re required to keep your species from going extinct. Oh and you have to do a bunch of song and dance just to procreate. And she still might cheat on you.”
God’s most hilarious joke.

 

[Treat Yourself]

“This creature right here? This annoying, loud, illogical weak, needy one right here? They’re required to keep your species from going extinct. Oh and you have to do a bunch of song and dance just to procreate. And she still might cheat on you.”
God’s most hilarious joke.

It's why every civilization everywhere humans have been has put limits on their authority and treated them like second-class citizens then died out the moment they changed their minds.

 

[Stent]

Nurses are the real heroes and they don't get enough recognition that it's a tough job and you have to work all hours.

 

[Guest]

Women get stuff done. Deal with it.

They can also beat up 6 foot tall henchmen in Kevlar wielding assault rifles by kicking them once, or doing the move where they wrap around their head and incapacitate them somehow.