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Woman In An Office Simulator

Dummy Gaynuts

Pookie-pie water-pig
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You are a woman in an office with a fake job so productivity doesn't suffer too badly while you're away from your desk constantly. You've been asked a simple question about something relevant to work.

YOU: *cackles to self* Sooooooooo..... *more cackling* no, it's funny *more cackling* sooooooooo..... *more cackling* like what the WHAT *more cackling*
 

bantadant

Fantastic Man
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On your commute this morning, you saw a weird guy on the metro and the train was delayed at one of the stations! You need to share this story immediately.
But only if you add enough superfluous details to make the story three times longer than it needs to be, and tell it in a way that gives your audience no indication of when the ending is
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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On your commute this morning, you saw a weird guy on the metro and the train was delayed at one of the stations! You need to share this story immediately.
There is literally nothing worse than working a physical labor job and you just want to fucking relax. And your girlfriend comes in talking about what a hard fucking day she had and other irrelevant bullshit from her 6 hour retail job. It’s the only time i’ve ever considered what a womans face would look like beat in. Leave me the fuck ALONE.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Fury Of Gwod
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There is literally nothing worse than working a physical labor job and you just want to fucking relax. And your girlfriend comes in talking about what a hard fucking day she had and other irrelevant bullshit from her 6 hour retail job. It’s the only time i’ve ever considered what a womans face would look like beat in. Leave me the fuck ALONE.
One time I straight up slit my wrist on a piece of steel at work, had to get it glued and bandaged up, went back to work and then when I got home, my girlfriend bitched about her stupid pharmacy job for like 20 minutes before she realized I had dried blood all over me from it spraying everywhere.
 

Treat Yourself

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“This creature right here? This annoying, loud, illogical weak, needy one right here? They’re required to keep your species from going extinct. Oh and you have to do a bunch of song and dance just to procreate. And she still might cheat on you.”
God’s most hilarious joke.
It's why every civilization everywhere humans have been has put limits on their authority and treated them like second-class citizens then died out the moment they changed their minds.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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Nurses are the real heroes and they don't get enough recognition that it's a tough job and you have to work all hours.

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