Why is zoomer horror so dumb

[Professor Rape]

In fairness, neither was the Michael Myers mask. Or Jason’s hockey mask.

I thought they just stole William Shatner's face for Michael Myers.

Was Jason's hockey mask a horror mask before Friday the 13th?

 

[LiberalPussy]

I thought they just stole William Shatner's face for Michael Myers.

Was Jason's hockey mask a horror mask before Friday the 13th?

The mask in Halloween (1978) was a Captain Kirk mask they altered to make it look unsettling. No clue about the hockey mask.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Was Jason's hockey mask a horror mask before Friday the 13th?

Lol it's just an old school goalie mask, Douglas.

 

[Professor Rape]

Lol it's just an old school goalie mask, Douglas.

its also got a bit of dirt on it

 

[DooDooBrown]

I thought they just stole William Shatner's face for Michael Myers.

Was Jason's hockey mask a horror mask before Friday the 13th?

I’m assuming you mean Friday the 13th Part 3-D, the first film the hockey mask appeared in?

 

[Turk February]

So horror has always been extremely low budget schlock. The problem with this generation is they imitate already kind of shitty movies while having as low of a budget.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

This is the best mask in all of horror.

I would like to inform you that the thing in the gorilla suit is supposed to be a ro-man robot.

 

[Turk February]

This is the best mask in all of horror.

I would like to inform you that the thing in the gorilla suit is supposed to be a ro-man robot.

It just walks around for like 90 percent of the movie with nothing happening if I remember correctly. It's a fantastic movie if you need to pee often.

 

[Nigger John]

Oh, I don’t know. I don’t watch movies anymore. Wish I could be better help

 

[Turk February]

Oh, I don’t know. I don’t watch movies anymore. Wish I could be better help

Better Help is a scam, John. Stop promoting them in your posts.

 

[despacito69]

Growing up, I used to love getting spooked by ghost videos or demon stories, I enjoy a good scare.

But this zoomer horror shit from the past couple years, it's beyond me
- What if space bullied you!??!?!
- What if you saw a scary thing in a video game?!?!?!?
- What if your 1990s television set was controlled by the statue of liberty!?!?!??!

Where does this stem from in a cultural sense

What, you don't like EAS analog horror?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Do they put nude scenes in horror movies anymore?

 

[LiberalPussy]

Do they put nude scenes in horror movies anymore?

Not really. Faggots.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Yessir. I fucking hate the whole Scream franchise. I get what it's going for, I just don't like it.

That first one watch pretty good.

 

[Agent Smith]

"What if a scary girl crawled out of ya TV and ya fucked ha'?" The question on every Japanese mind.

It's a valid question.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Horror sucks if the victims are teenagers/young adults.

If it's older people or a family then it's genuinely scary, like The Shining or The Hills Have Eyes remake.

Horror sucks if the protagonist is a woman

 

[CuntFucker .]

Did the 'Ghostface' Mask Predate 'Scream'?

Ghostface, meet peanut-eyed ghost.

www.snopes.com

Okay so it wasn't based on the scream painting? I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

This whole experience really made me hate the movie Scream even more. Fuck Wes Craven, the faggot.

Wes Craven is a dead idiot. Nice health, stupid.

 

[Professor Rape]

Wes Craven is a dead idiot. Nice health, stupid.

I bet he's cravin' for not being dead

 

[Turk February]

Wes Craven is a dead idiot. Nice health, stupid.

What if it was Wes Rapen and he just raped everyone?

 

[LiberalPussy]

What if it was Wes Rapen and he just raped everyone?

What if he was Wes Vapen and he was too much of a pussy for cigarettes?