Why hasn’t user @jebjoh ever denied being a pedophile?

[JebJoh]

See this is why I took someone's advice on not over sharing so much. You rape one lesbian two years ago and the next thing you know you're in hot water because you posted from your Massachusetts State Senate office.

Doesn't make you a bad senator

 

[Jenna]

See this is why I took someone's advice on not over sharing so much

Yeah he overshared that he was out with a girlfriend, some shit happened between him and a black guy and he got severely beaten up and taken to the hospital. His girlfriend, disgusted with seeing his unconscious manlet ass bleeding out on the concrete, immediately drove to his best friend's house and fucked the shit out of the friend.

NoBacon then stayed friends with the guy who cucked him. And @PickleRickle said he let his girlfriends openly cheat on him all the time and only incels don't understand this. But then Boq exposed that @PickleRickle is a John so you can't really call him a cuck if the prozzies he buys aren't being exclusive.

 

[Guest]

NoBacon has the same personality disorder that Patrick has. He needs to spend every day fighting with randos on the internet and then lose his shit and play victim if they say anything back.

He has curated his own personal army of Jackies, Shanes, and Oogas who can't wait to follow dear leader because he sent them a DM asking to be friends. When they see Patrick fighting with a Leslie Varney, there's no hesitation which side to choose. "Patrick is a victim and you're blaming the victim therefore you are a NAZI Leslie and I will be trying to cancel you from the industry".

NoBacon may not a single friend in real life (the last one fucked his chick while he was in the hospital) but he has a found family here at onaforums and that's the best kind.

Im proud to be a member of the NBDF. I know Jenna ignored me so he won’t see this, but as soon as NoBacon requested my loyalty in the secret chats (of which he is a popular and esteemed member), I was all in. I consider him a true and loyal friend. We talk on the phone for hours.

 

[Guest]

Yeah he overshared that he was out with a girlfriend, some shit happened between him and a black guy and he got severely beaten up and taken to the hospital. His girlfriend, disgusted with seeing his unconscious manlet ass bleeding out on the concrete, immediately drove to his best friend's house and fucked the shit out of the friend.

NoBacon then stayed friends with the guy who cucked him. And @PickleRickle said he let his girlfriends openly cheat on him all the time and only incels don't understand this. But then Boq exposed that @PickleRickle is a John so you can't really call him a cuck if the prozzies he buys aren't being exclusive.

@PickleRickle fucking whores is better than 300lb Jenna SEETHING alone in his studio apartment, wishing he could be as popular and beloved in the secret chats as NoBacon.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

No one will ever tell us why Ray Jay went straight to the radio station the very next day

 

[JebJoh]

@PickleRickle fucking whores is better than 300lb Jenna SEETHING alone in his studio apartment, wishing he could be as popular and beloved in the secret chats as NoBacon.

Unless you are concerned about getting herpes, in that case the whores are much worse

 

[Africa.com]

I'd respect this Jeb character a lot more if, instead of writing out these paragraphs where he co-opts the words of faggots and fat feminists, he just said "nice god, stupid" to nobacon

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Yeah he overshared that he was out with a girlfriend, some shit happened between him and a black guy and he got severely beaten up and taken to the hospital. His girlfriend, disgusted with seeing his unconscious manlet ass bleeding out on the concrete, immediately drove to his best friend's house and fucked the shit out of the friend.

NoBacon then stayed friends with the guy who cucked him. And @PickleRickle said he let his girlfriends openly cheat on him all the time and only incels don't understand this. But then Boq exposed that @PickleRickle is a John so you can't really call him a cuck if the prozzies he buys aren't being exclusive.

Disturbing parallels to Nana’s scaffolding story

 

[Africa.com]

In terms of interestingity

Off-Topic > Libby-posting > Wyyz Forum > Pat-posting > Worm-posting > Nana-posting > Joe-posting > Facebook with mom
-------------------------------------------------------------------------user JebJoh resides here^

barely graduating from boomer social media complaining into an echo chambered void

Where Boqposting on that scale, Brookester

 

[Brooke Shields]

Where Boqposting on that scale, Brookester

Boq-posting is more of a sexual fetish, like coprophilia

 

[Jenna]

Unless you are concerned about getting herpes, in that case the whores are much worse

Shane Noakes apparently pays for prostitutes as well, so he can go online and declare that he's a sex-haver while his enemies are all incels.

It's this very taboo and unusual phenomenon, sex. 99.9% of adult men have never experienced it, while visionaries like Jim Norton, Shane Noakes, and PickleRickle stay ahead of the curve by spending their money on getting head from disinterested whores.

 

[Africa.com]

Boq-posting is more of a sexual fetish, like coprophilia

There's nothing sexual about humiliating someone over and over

 

[NoBacon]

Shane Noakes apparently pays for prostitutes as well, so he can go online and declare that he's a sex-haver while his enemies are all incels.

It's this very taboo and unusual phenomenon, sex. 99.9% of adult men have never experienced it, while visionaries like Jim Norton, Shane Noakes, and PickleRickle stay ahead of the curve by spending their money on getting head from disinterested whores.

Didn’t you rape someone at karaoke?

 

[Jenna]

Didn’t you rape someone at karaoke?

I sang the n-word doing a Lil Wayne song. A black guy knocked me unconscious, while I was out my date took a tall bartender into the bathroom and had him dogfuck her like a real man.

Don't worry, when I woke up I told the bartender it was all cool. He gave me a double of bourbon on the house and I felt that was enough to forgive him.

 

[NoBacon]

I sang the n-word doing a Lil Wayne song.

Send it on vocaroo please, do your normal voice. Which is probably the same as the other.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Unless you are concerned about getting herpes, in that case the whores are much worse

Everyone has herpes except incels and virgins.

 

[JebJoh]

Everyone has herpes except incels and virgins.

and catholics

 

[BUBBLER]

It's worse than that. It breeds more of these bitter forum heel faggots that clog the place up with their impotent angry shit that ends up with them making some embarrassing statement they have to change their name or delete their account over. Everyone now wants to create their own user lolcow and bully them. None of them are in the slightest bit amusing.

If this is how you want to spend your days, then vaya con fucking dios. The funniest possible outcome of this thread is that Bacon goes away and meets a girl retard and they create a retard baby that ultimately gets lost in the park (or most likely at Sunday mass because they do that now) and when they try to tell the Police about it they look into Bacons internet history and see that he's accused every motherfucker on the internet of being a pedo along with praising Jesus and painting Warhammer dolls so no one believes him when he protests it was JebJoh. There's a big multi year trial that costs the taxpayer millions and then Bacon goes to jail for murdering his own child and right after he hangs himself 7 years in to the sentence and the last appeal has gone south, JebJoh is caught and confesses to the whole thing.

but the reality is just going to be a 9 page stalemate. Pass

Do da bit, or post it on your main, altster

 

[guest]

My muddah was a saint on earth

 

[BUBBLER]

See this is why I took someone's advice on not over sharing so much. You rape one lesbian two years ago and the next thing you know you're in hot water because you posted from your Massachusetts State Senate office.

You can admit to this, yet JebJoh can't say "I'm not a pedophile" for some mysterious reason