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Why does he always look like he’s taking a shit?

Hopefully LayLay passes first time, steals Dad's truck and never comes back. She shouldn't have to do elder care for such a negligent old prick.


I don’t think I knew anyone that failed the actual driving test - I knew a couple that failed the test to get your learners permit but never the actual test.

Have to be honest and say I attempted a few times and never passed. Reckon I've got GayDHD or something, I can't split my focus between the inside and outside of the car. No matter, I like and go for blokes with nice cars or who drive a lot, so it evens out.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
I don’t think I knew anyone that failed the actual driving test - I knew a couple that failed the test to get your learners permit but never the actual test.
I failed my first time because I failed to stop before turning right on a red. It was perfectly safe but the fucking FASCIST examiner failed me. It's because I'm five foot six and a quarter, I'm sure.
 
Fag from Brooklyn chimes in and we learn that Moo failed his test three times and drove without a license for five years, like a real N
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LOL he failed his driving test three times, and his brother didn't graduate from high school because he failed gym. There's a word for people like this, and that word is "faggot". Only a total dolt fails the driving test.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
1) You have to do a test to get a learner's permit in America?
2) Why do you even need to get a permit to learn how to drive in the first place?
1 - Yes. My son just took it. Basically it makes sure you know what each sign means.
2 - The permit is just a written test. Once you get that you can drive with licensed driver. I know for my son to get his license he needs to drive 48 hours with a licensed driver before he can take the test but he just turned 16 and I think it's different if you're over 18
 
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