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Why does he always look like he’s taking a shit?

Torque’sHeadBump

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JasperB

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Can’t stress enough how shitty of a parent this cow is. Complaining on Facebook about having to take your daughter on her road test? A huge milestone in her life that she’s probably been very anxious and nervous about getting ready for, and this jackass feels the need to share with the world and make it all about himself. “Good job Layla, you passed! Do you know that homeless guy standing on the curb over there that’s been staring at you? Do we need to call the police to escort you home?”
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Lmao no "I'm so proud of you, Layler" or anything. Just whining and literally pouting like a child about having to wait while she does something that will change her life for the better and give her the freedom to get out of Joe's hair so he doesn't have to do things like this anymore since he hates it so much. He's such an asshole.

He also had to let everyone know that she took her test, so if she fails everyone will know.
 

JasperB

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Lmao no "I'm so proud of you, Layler" or anything. Just whining and literally pouting like a child about having to wait while she does something that will change her life for the better and give her the freedom to get out of Joe's hair so he doesn't have to do things like this anymore since he hates it so much. He's such an asshole.

He also had to let everyone know that she took her test, so if she fails everyone will know.
Yeah share with the whole world so they know if she fails, extra shitty considering this is her fb account that he stole. And you know he’s never lifted a hoof to help her learn how to drive. “Hey dad, can you take me to practice driving like you promised you world?” “No time for that, need to figure out why these libtards are blocking me from Facebook marketplace!!!”
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Yeah share with the whole world so they know if she fails, extra shitty considering this is her fb account that he stole. And you know he’s never lifted a hoof to help her learn how to drive. “Hey dad, can you take me to practice driving like you promised you world?” “No time for that, need to figure out why these libtards are blocking me from Facebook marketplace!!!”
Also, notice that she's driving the Jeep and not his special Gucci Edition Fiat that is obviously the car that she should be taking the test in. "That car's a collector's item, Layler. If you fucked her up I'd never be able to forgive you."
 

Turry

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Also, notice that she's driving the Jeep and not his special Gucci Edition Fiat that is obviously the car that she should be taking the test in. "That car's a collector's item, Layler. If you fucked her up I'd never be able to forgive you."
A larger vehicle with a higher ride height is probably the better choice tbh. She wouldn't be able to see a thing from inside of that Barbie shitbox
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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A larger vehicle with a higher ride height is probably the better choice tbh. She wouldn't be able to see a thing from inside of that Barbie shitbox
I'm sure she'd prefer to parallel park Joe's Powerwheels than an SUV. The rest is just getting on the highway and changing lanes a few times. That's why driver's ed is always in compact cars.
 

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Fag from Brooklyn chimes in and we learn that Moo failed his test three times and drove without a license for five years, like a real N
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Getting high with mom and baby bro, slangin' rock, posing with dad with guns and no trigger discipline, handing down his sloppy seconds to his brother who married it because he didn't want people to think he was gay, stealing from his employer, never held down a job for more than a few months, possible incest with sister (certainly some tit-grabbing, we've seen the pictures), lives off his woman who works while he stays at home, child out of wedlock, big nostrils and perma-gape mouth breather...and now this confession; drove for years without a driving licence.

Joe would make the most ratchet ghetto nigger shake their head in disbelief.
 
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lowend73

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Lmao no "I'm so proud of you, Layler" or anything. Just whining and literally pouting like a child about having to wait while she does something that will change her life for the better and give her the freedom to get out of Joe's hair so he doesn't have to do things like this anymore since he hates it so much. He's such an asshole.

He also had to let everyone know that she took her test, so if she fails everyone will know.
He is a selfish prick
 
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