Why Are Most Redditors Completely Retarded When It Comes To The Homeless Population?

[guest]

It's oddly liberating. Granted it brings on a whole new group of concerns, but it provides a certain amount of peace of mind that's hard to explain and hard to replicate.

Not a lot of time for existential crises and succumbing to ennui when you're out there, that's for sure.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I love when they say dumb shit like "there are 10,000 homeless people in [city] and 12,000 vacant houses. Why don't they just give them all a house to live in?"

It's a literal third grader way of thinking

It’s because most of these cities dump so many resources into the homeless that they’re paying six figures for each bum mathematically and the numbers do work out that it’s cheaper to give them hotel rooms or apartments for free instead of running the current shelter systems.

What they don’t factor in is just slashing the overinflated budget for said shelter system or just hiring a company like OCP to start bulldozing humans in the streets to lower the numbers.

These are also the same people that think every nigger in the street is Will Smith from “The Pursuit of Happiness”, who is just a down on his luck single father one hand up away from turning it around when it fact the vast majority are just junkies who want to live on the street because they’ve burned every possible bridge in their lives.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

How did you become homeless?

I can't even imagine being a homeless person and waking up in my car every morning and going to a job.

I've never seriously considered suicide, but I'm sure I would've if I was ever homeless. I'm not judging. I may just be a weak faggot.

TLDR, this is probably enough:
Long story short I just didn't really know anyone in this town and was pretty depressed after things went sideways with my "girlfriend."

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But evidently I typed a lot. Some of the timeline might be off.

I was supposed to move in with her in the casita behind her families new place, but night one as I'm getting set up, she leaves(presumably to get gang banged), doesn't answer her phone, shows back up way late and goes inside and passes out somewhere. In the main house. So I went back to my old roomates for a couple weeks or something since he was getting rid of that apartment anyway.

I think this is when I put my shit in storage and spent the night in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino parking garage, just so happening to be the night before the Opie and Anthony traveling VIRUS tour, so I made the most of that and went and wandered around the casino and met Tranpa, Patrice, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos.

I had gotten a job at a restaurant that kept dangling a serving job in front of my while making me host for way too long, so I had to move into a cheaper *insane* place. Eventually the owner of the crazy house I was renting a room in showed up at the place and said the dude that had been renting to us wasn't supposed to be subletting it or whatever and we could stay but he was raising our rent and that dude was getting sued or something.

I had started revenge banging this other chick (I was a sad little faggot) and she had moved into a friends apartment that she needed someone to watch, along with her other friend. She said she'd let me and the dude that was even lower than me somehow who I was letting sleep on the couch in the room of the tweaker pad( I was too naive to know it was a tweaker pad at the time, like I said no drug exposure) I was renting. So I was in the main bed room with the dumb bitch I was fucking and the others were in another room and on the couch or something. Eventually that idiot got fed up with my indifference to her(justifiably, I really wasn't into her at all) and said I had to go(maybe a little too caustically, but whatever she was a dumb broad). I think that night I started sleeping in my car in various parking lots around my work and for awhile right by the front door like "hey manager faggot, give make me a server and I'll get out of your parking lot". Occasionally my original ex would hit me up and I would go bang her and take a shower and such. Sometimes she'd show up and smoke heroin in my car lol(she'd gone off the deep end). I'd hang in my car watching Simpsons box sets on a portable dvd player. Finally getting into drinking, tried weed for the first time.

Eventually, luckily before summer which would kill you living in a car in Vegas, the manager dickhead made me a server, I moved back into another apartment with regular individuals and stayed on a fairly consistent trajectory for awhile.

I didn't tell many people I was homeless (including my family back home) because I didn't want to be a problem for anyone, although looking back I probably could have easily found my way onto some more couches, but being a sad faggot mess I just kept to myself for the most part. Somehow never got robbed in a parking lot, although the fuzz did tap on my window a few times and have me move.

 

[UnPRePared]

TLDR, this is probably enough:
Long story short I just didn't really know anyone in this town and was pretty depressed after things went sideways with my "girlfriend."

----------------------

But evidently I typed a lot. Some of the timeline might be off.

I was supposed to move in with her in the casita behind her families new place, but night one as I'm getting set up, she leaves(presumably to get gang banged), doesn't answer her phone, shows back up way late and goes inside and passes out somewhere. In the main house. So I went back to my old roomates for a couple weeks or something since he was getting rid of that apartment anyway.

I think this is when I put my shit in storage and spent the night in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino parking garage, just so happening to be the night before the Opie and Anthony traveling VIRUS tour, so I made the most of that and went and wandered around the casino and met Tranpa, Patrice, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos.

I had gotten a job at a restaurant that kept dangling a serving job in front of my while making me host for way too long, so I had to move into a cheaper *insane* place. Eventually the owner of the crazy house I was renting a room in showed up at the place and said the dude that had been renting to us wasn't supposed to be subletting it or whatever and we could stay but he was raising our rent and that dude was getting sued or something.

I had started revenge banging this other chick (I was a sad little faggot) and she had moved into a friends apartment that she needed someone to watch, along with her other friend. She said she'd let me and the dude that was even lower than me somehow who I was letting sleep on the couch in the room of the tweaker pad( I was too naive to know it was a tweaker pad at the time, like I said no drug exposure) I was renting. So I was in the main bed room with the dumb bitch I was fucking and the others were in another room and on the couch or something. Eventually that idiot got fed up with my indifference to her(justifiably, I really wasn't into her at all) and said I had to go(maybe a little too caustically, but whatever she was a dumb broad). I think that night I started sleeping in my car in various parking lots around my work and for awhile right by the front door like "hey manager faggot, give make me a server and I'll get out of your parking lot". Occasionally my original ex would hit me up and I would go bang her and take a shower and such. Sometimes she'd show up and smoke heroin in my car lol(she'd gone off the deep end). I'd hang in my car watching Simpsons box sets on a portable dvd player. Finally getting into drinking, tried weed for the first time.

Eventually, luckily before summer which would kill you living in a car in Vegas, the manager dickhead made me a server, I moved back into another apartment with regular individuals and stayed on a fairly consistent trajectory for awhile.

I didn't tell many people I was homeless (including my family back home) because I didn't want to be a problem for anyone, although looking back I probably could have easily found my way onto some more couches, but being a sad faggot mess I just kept to myself for the most part. Somehow never got robbed in a parking lot, although the fuzz did tap on my window a few times and have me move.

Glad you made it, lad. Struggles happen, I know, and not everyone makes it out. Good on you.

And also?


Thanks for keeping it brief.

 

[LiberalPussy]

It’s because most of these cities dump so many resources into the homeless that they’re paying six figures for each bum mathematically and the numbers do work out that it’s cheaper to give them hotel rooms or apartments for free instead of running the current shelter systems.

What they don’t factor in is just slashing the overinflated budget for said shelter system or just hiring a company like OCP to start bulldozing humans in the streets to lower the numbers.

These are also the same people that think every nigger in the street is Will Smith from “The Pursuit of Happiness”, who is just a down on his luck single father one hand up away from turning it around when it fact the vast majority are just junkies who want to live on the street because they’ve burned every possible bridge in their lives.

For me, it’s more I don’t want worthless bums to have anything. They suffer because that’s what was meant for them. They should die in the streets after being bullied by their betters.

 

[BUBBLER]

A lot of societies problems would be solved if we rounded them up and made them fight to the death thunderdome style.

 

[guest]

I was homeless for a few years in my teens. Food was abundant. The least thing on my mind was "How'm i gonna eat?" I wanted pussy, drugs and booze in that order. The best years of my life. It's a miracle I don't have AIDS.

 

[bantadant]

Homeless people are homeless for a reason. Imagine being such a fuck-up that you burned every single bridge in your life and have no one to turn to or a couch to sleep on while you get your shit together. Even Patrick isn't homeless and he's about as retarded and hostile as you can get. These are people who couldn't function in society. Kill them all, we don't need them.

"Oh, but some of them are just crazy and need expensive meds, it's not their fault!" Get rid of them too, who needs 'em.

This is my exact stance on homelessness. If i lost my house right I have countless friends and family that I could live with. I pointed this out to some 22 year old fag kid at work and it blew his mind.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

For me, it’s more I don’t want worthless bums to have anything. They suffer because that’s what was meant for them. They should die in the streets after being bullied by their betters.

Not quite that extreme about it myself but I do hate some of them. There's this homeless nig who gets on the bus I take home most days just to ride for a few stops and ask/intimate people for money. He just stares people in their face. Some bus drivers ) especially the black dudes just tell him to fuck off. One day he took a swig of water at the bus stop just to spot and it landed right near my feet and was praying he got AIDS ASAP.

 

[guest]

This is my exact stance on homelessness. If i lost my house right I have countless friends and family that I could live with. I pointed this out to some 22 year old fag kid at work and it blew his mind.

You know, I want to see what friends would say yes or no to that. "Hey man I'm homeless could I stay with you just for a couple of days while I get some money together?" I wonder how many would let me live on the street.

 

[guest]

You know, I want to see what friends would say yes or no to that. "Hey man I'm homeless could I stay with you just for a couple of days while I get some money together?" I wonder how many would let me live on the street.

Of all the fables and fancies you've come out with having friends is way up there. Hall of fame levels.

 

[guest]

Of all the fables and fancies you've come out with having friends is way up there. Hall of fame levels.

I actually don't. You got me...