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Who would you bet on in a death match between Mewler and Bam?

Harry Powell

You’re going to pay for this, Dan Mullen.
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Ha! Real talk? Bam's fatter, softer, and absolutely slower than me. Over the summer I split (and stacked) 2 cords of firewood myself by hand with my 6 lb maul in the fresh mountain air while she was no doubt lounging around getting baked and coughing up rancid lougies. Add in the murder fuel you described and it's absolutely a lock.
Can a brotherman get a pic of your bicep? It will prove everything. Sagging Grandma skin or toned maiden of the woods
 

Josh Goodnaturedly

Just bustin your stones! Haha
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Ha! Real talk? Bam's fatter, softer, and absolutely slower than me. Over the summer I split (and stacked) 2 cords of firewood myself by hand with my 6 lb maul in the fresh mountain air while she was no doubt lounging around getting baked and coughing up rancid lougies. Add in the murder fuel you described and it's absolutely a lock.
Give her the ol' one-two, right Mews?! Haha
 
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If she's a fat chink, like some of you rapscallions say, schizo mulatto Bam wins the day.
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