Which average looking celebrity fills you with lust?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

She's fuckin hot, not average

What kind of slobs are you fucking? Get some standards.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

For what it's worth, she and her husband are rumored to be swingers.

So the pineapples left on her windowswill weren't there because she's an award winning TV chef?

 

[TorpidSloth]

Helen Hunt in "As Good As It Gets" (1997)

I get it. There's a goody two shoes properness to her that, in my experience, equals filth in the sack. Same thing for Laura Linney.

 

[TorpidSloth]

What kind of slobs are you fucking? Get some standards.

Salma Hayek a slob. Lol. Ok

 

[Dog Eater]

This thread is giving me the heebie jeebies if you know what I mean.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

This thread is giving me the heebie jeebies if you know what I mean.

No I don't get it at all.

 

[Dog Eater]

No I don't get it at all.

Helen Hunt (who I used to call Helen Cunt as a 14 year old and thought I was very clever for it) is a hook nosed heeb.

 

[johnnynoname]

She's fuckin hot, not average

Yeah

Dear thread

Please continue to read the title of the thread, and do the opposite of what it asks.

eat shit

 

[DMbA]

renee zellweger when she was in bridge Jones

Holy shit she looks like an alien now I don't even want to post a photo

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I get it. There's a goody two shoes properness to her that, in my experience, equals filth in the sack. Same thing for Laura Linney.
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I always confuse her with Laura Dern

 

[Petworth dude]

Vanessa Bayer from SNL. I don't care what anyone thinks.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

renee zellweger when she was in bridge Jones

Holy shit she looks like an alien now I don't even want to post a photo

Yeah her face is all kinds of fucked up to the point you have to be told it’s Renee Zellweger. Remember she married that country singer for like a week? I think he divorced her because he realized she actually isn’t the person she played in Jerry Maguire. What a goober!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Helen Hunt (who I used to call Helen Cunt as a 14 year old and thought I was very clever for it) is a hook nosed heeb.

I don't know anything about Helen Cunt* so I guess the reference just past me by.
*That's just a little joke name I have for Helen Hunt. Pretty clever don't you think?

 

[Dog Eater]

I don't know anything about Helen Cunt* so I guess the reference just past me by.
*That's just a little joke name I have for Helen Hunt. Pretty clever don't you think?

Hahaaaa you sure showed her! Hey tone’ yah hear what I said? I said Helen Cunt!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

D'arcy Carden, weird looking Turkish bitch from 'Barry' does it for me. Wouldn't mind seeing her Turkish Delight (pussy/anus)

 

[Jenna]

The girl in the Wendy's commercials does it for me

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

D'arcy Carden, weird looking Turkish bitch from 'Barry' does it for me. Wouldn't mind seeing her Turkish Delight (pussy/anus)

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I can't believe she starred in Wild At Heart.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The girl in the Wendy's commercials does it for me

There has never been even an acceptable, average-looking white woman who has worked at a Wendys

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I can't believe she starred in Wild At Heart.

Laura Dern is another weird looking woman that's kinda hot

 

[Guest]

Vanessa Bayer from SNL. I don't care what anyone thinks.
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Only non whites like pale red heads. Just saying…