Which average looking celebrity fills you with lust?

[johnnynoname]

Chloe Sevigny leans more towards "straight up ugly" than "average" but you can just look at her and know that she's a fantastic fuck.

The term is “Jolie Laide”

The male version is “Mach Beau”.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The term is “Jolie Laide”

The male version is “Mach Beau”.

God damn you are a homo

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Vanessa Bayer from SNL. I don't care what anyone thinks.
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I agree, felt the same way about Cecily Strong until she did those annoying Verizon commercials.

 

[HotAnus]

Elliot Page. A real imp. Butthole so tight, I might get stuck! I'd show her what it feels like to be a man, AND, I'd still be straight after packing xer's fudge.

 

[CQ Beans]

Vanessa Bayer from SNL. I don't care what anyone thinks.
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Perfect candidate. It’s that wide mouth that is at the same time bizarre looking while making you think she can really slob a knob.

 

[aRTie02150]

Elliot Page. A real imp. Butthole so tight, I might get stuck! I'd show her what it feels like to be a man, AND, I'd still be straight after packing xer's fudge.
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Lol

 

[Africa.com]

(Don't google recent pics)

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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I'm gonna make your pinky allllll stinky

 

[Africa.com]

I'm gonna make your pinky allllll stinky

In the same vein, the broad who plays Weigle on Reno 911. Not beautiful, but striking, with an athletic lean physique.

 

[Petworth dude]

Only non whites like pale red heads. Just saying…

I'm one-quarter Italian. I guess that makes me a quadroon?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

In the same vein, the broad who plays Weigle on Reno 911. Not beautiful, but striking, with an athletic lean physique.

Check out her getup in this episode of Viva Variety:

 

[N64 Cube]

Kate McKinnon during SNL

Ariel Winter with those big fat fucking tits

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Molly Ringwald now, specifically in Dahmer.

 

[Africa.com]

Check out her getup in this episode of Viva Variety:

Absolutely one of the things that made me think of her. Was having troubles posting pics when I brought her up

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Lily James was extremely sexy in “The Dig” without being sultry. I wanna give her a smooch and (with permission, of course) put my hand down her bloomers. Her British muff probably feels PFG.

 

[Single Action Army]

Elliot Page. A real imp. Butthole so tight, I might get stuck! I'd show her what it feels like to be a man, AND, I'd still be straight after packing xer's fudge.
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Imagine her trying to use those shitty fake muscle implants to push your 280 lb frame off her mid-rape. Nature has ordained it so, little girl

 

[UnPRePared]

Rachel Ray is one of those rare women who have always looked like a milf, even when they were young. Bet she sucks a mean dick

There's a rumour that has travelled worldwide - and I will not say, ever, how I know this - that her and I THINK her first husband were infamous in the NYC Sex Club scene. There may be stories about jaunts in Europe as well... But I'm not about to get sued.

Vanessa Bayer from SNL. I don't care what anyone thinks.
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Yeah, I'll second you, would.

Only non whites like pale red heads. Just saying…

Then call me black as coal. Daft cunt.

I'm older, so if you judge this, well, a pox on you...

Not a 10 by definition, and maybe not even a standout. But if any of you here wouldn't look at her twice if she crossed your path, your T levels should be checked and you should start tucking.

I'd take her to a nice dinner, go for a walk by the lake, talk as the moonlight fills the sky...


.... Maybe kiss you.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Kate McKinnon during SNL
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Ariel Winter with those big fat fucking tits
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Hello fellow black!

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

There's a rumour that has travelled worldwide - and I will not say, ever, how I know this - that her and I THINK her first husband were infamous in the NYC Sex Club scene. There may be stories about jaunts in Europe as well... But I'm not about to get sued.


Yeah, I'll second you, would.



Then call me black as coal. Daft cunt.

I'm older, so if you judge this, well, a pox on you...

Not a 10 by definition, and maybe not even a standout. But if any of you here wouldn't look at her twice if she crossed your path, your T levels should be checked and you should start tucking.

I'd take her to a nice dinner, go for a walk by the lake, talk as the moonlight fills the sky...

.... Maybe kiss you.

He called me a daft cunt

 

[UnPRePared]

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He called me a daft cunt

All in good fun.

I could call you anything, I'm still the asshole that sang "Alien Afternoon" with a straight face in concert.