Where we at with cooking?

[Not bad]

I put just ground beef and broccoli in my lunch box pretty much every day. I can't be bothered to think of what to make every week.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Can anyone remember that stupid recipe Fatrick gave for chicken? I would try it then report back.

Tweet until phone is hot enough then rub over chicken. Repeat until medium rare, child.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My grandparents used to own an Italian restaurant when they lived up in Paramus. My grandmother taught me how to cook the entire menu.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Tweet until phone is hot enough then rub over chicken. Repeat until medium rare, child.

Well done, little one. My pallet is too refined for rare or medium rare. You really should be better at this.

 

[Imager]

I make a mean hot pocket.

Seriously, though, it took me a long time but I finally perfected biscuits. Shit be hard, yo, because it's all technique.

I can also make a killer pumpkin cheesecake.

But I'll never be as good as this:

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Gotta cube up some plantains

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im made a meatloaf a few times when pat has a bad day on the internet. His twitter getting suspended, Josiah tapes, court verdict, the lien. Those come to mind where I made a meatloaf.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I enjoy cooking for my family but I'm so slow in the kitchen that it's just as easy to have the old lady make dinner. I can't ever find anything from one time to the next. The family agrees that my dinners (not to mention my baking skills) are better than my wife's, but if you're planning on eating before 8pm, you have another think coming if I'm in the kitchen.

"Where the fuck's my Mandoline?! Fuck!"

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I dont have time for it. I just throw meat on a pan until its edible and then resume productivity (Patposting)

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I cook all the time. My whore is a professional chef so she's a hell of a fucking lot better than me, but she manages to eat my garbage when I cook

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I cook almost every day because it is nearly impossible to find a woman born after 1980 that actually can cook.

 

[fusciasomething]

I bought a smoker when covid hit and I use that thing all the time. They have good cocktail recipes as well which made drinking during lockdown slightly less depressing

 

[guest]

my steak on the grill marinade:

splash o' olive oil
some salt
black pepper
smash some cumin seeds
a couple cloves of garlic
a bit o' cilantro
1 jalapeno w/seeds
small yellow onion
dash o' molasses
dash o' soy sauce
dash o' worchestershire
a squeezed lime

Why would you put all this shit on a steak?

olive oil, salt, pepper, that’s it. Sometimes I’ll finish it with a pad of black truffle butter

 

[captain_kamala]

a lot of my life has been spent as an anorexic vegetarian so that's how i cook. right now i'm into artichokes and okra.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

okra

Of course

 

[quark]

Why would you put all this shit on a steak?

olive oil, salt, pepper, that’s it. Sometimes I’ll finish it with a pad of black truffle butter

It's a Carne asade recipe for generally cheap cuts of beef

If I were making a classic steak on a cast iron, then yeah I would go with the basics

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Eat your veggies guys, or you will look like this.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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Eat your veggies guys, or you will look like this.

Kamala's brother? Klingon Head McGoo?

 

[guest]

Just throw a cinnamon stick on it and bam, five star cuisine.