Where the fuck is my hooker?! FUCK!!!!

[guest]

You're pretty much the posterchild for le sexually frustrated white man who channels his anger over being rejected into needing to "hurt" women. Plus you clearly make up shit all the time to make the board think you're "cool". Hey I had a date with a 11/10 last night! Didja?

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn you've strangled 82 cats over the course of your life. Then you'd try to convince me I'm the crazy one because I've never felt the thrill of choking the life out of a stray.

I havent made up anything... yeah, I had a date with an 11/10. So what? It didn't go anywhere. I met her off bumble.
You'e a fucking jerk, dude.

And yeah I strangled a couple of cats, who cares.

 

[Jenna]

You'e a fucking jerk, dude.

That's another thing. Here you are gleefully making a hooker cry while simultaneously trying to play the victim. Wahhhh Jenna you're a jerk! That Cartman "I get to be mean but don't be mean to sweet widdle meeeeeeee" annoys me to no end, it's why I hate Patrick so much.

 

[guest]

That's another thing. Here you are gleefully making a hooker cry while simultaneously trying to play the victim. Wahhhh Jenna you're a jerk! That Cartman "I get to be mean but don't be mean to sweet widdle meeeeeeee" annoys me to no end, it's why I hate Patrick so much.

Alright I'm trying to be a better person, doesn't that count for anything?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You have coke dick or something? Why are you posting here and not fucking that Guatemalan hooker you have in your living room?

 

[Jenna]

Alright I'm trying to be a better person, doesn't that count for anything?

You made a thread about raping Mewler an hour ago. I only let attractive women manipulate and gaslight me, not redpilled hatenerds.

 

[guest]

You made a thread about raping Mewler an hour ago.

It was a joke dude.

 

[Jenna]

It was a joke dude.

im gonna track u down and rape you, you old cunt

Okay so rape "jokes" at Mewler are fair game but don't be mean to sweet Dougie.

BTW no I'm not answering your PM. You don't get to grovel to me privately.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Okay so rape "jokes" at Mewler are fair game but don't be mean to sweet Dougie.

BTW no I'm not answering your PM. You don't get to grovel to me privately.

You're not going to post the DM?

 

[guest]

Okay so rape "jokes" at Mewler are fair game but don't be mean to sweet Dougie.

BTW no I'm not answering your PM. You don't get to grovel to me privately.

Dude she's stonger than me, she's like 60 years old, she's been through shit. I'm an innocent young li'l boy toy.

You're not going to post the DM?

I wasn't groveling lol, this is it:

 

[guest]

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Yech... Jimmy, I hate him so much. SHET UP.

 

[guest]

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i reeeally hate him.................

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is why you always flush the condom.

I don’t like Drake but putting hot sauce in the condom is PFG.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

NOTE TO SELF: MESSAGE SUE LIGHTNING FROM REAL INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT AND TRY TO SET UP SEX

Reminder: did you do this yet?

 

[guest]

Reminder: did you do this yet?

No, I have to bide my time now in case she's reading this and connects it to this account.

 

[guest]

Dude... I dont wanna sound gay or nothing... but gay guys are pretty nice. They like cock. They like MY cock. I shouldnt be homophobic and NOT let them suck my cock, you know? Like, I wont suck THEIR cock due to aids, but it's fucked upt hat I won't let them suck mine, you know? I have a decent sized peckah. You know what? yes. Yes I'll let guys suck my cock. If they're cute tho. None of this "bear" shit.

The fuck? Yeah, I don't remember writing this. This ain't happening.

 

[guest]

The fuck? Yeah, I don't remember writing this. This ain't happening.

Dougie right now. Hang in there, bud.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

The fuck? Yeah, I don't remember writing this. This ain't happening.

Sure you totally didn't get your dick sucked by a male hooker

 

[guest]

Sure you totally didn't get your dick sucked by a male hooker

Don’t make him a bad person