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Where the fuck is my hooker?! FUCK!!!!

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 said:
She probably stole his deposit. Pure speculation on my part and not speaking from personal experience.
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I fucked a lot of hookers in my early-mid 20s and I'm shocked I never got burned. This was back when Craigslist personals were a thing and it was easy to find hookers or just girls to fuck. My father used them too. Now that I'm older and more risk averse I won't do it. Plus I used to work in hotels and saw prostitution stings.
 
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Rutherford_b_Blaze said:
I fucked a lot of hookers in my early-mid 20s and I'm shocked I never got burned. This was back when Craigslist personals were a thing and it was easy to find hookers or just girls to fuck. My father used them too. Now that I'm older and more risk averse I won't do it. Plus I used to work in hotels and saw prostitution stings.
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d0000000000d where we at with girlfriends asking if we've ever fucked hookers and we don't wanna lie but how the fuck do we answer that shit... lol
 
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HotDogJoe said:
I'm so sorry, Torquie :(

How about I send Patreeky round to show you a good time? I hear he's a very considerate lover.
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Dude... I dont wanna sound gay or nothing... but gay guys are pretty nice. They like cock. They like MY cock. I shouldnt be homophobic and NOT let them suck my cock, you know? Like, I wont suck THEIR cock due to aids, but it's fucked upt hat I won't let them suck mine, you know? I have a decent sized peckah. You know what? yes. Yes I'll let guys suck my cock. If they're cute tho. None of this "bear" shit.
 
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HotDogJoe said:
I hear ya. What about Sue? Would you make an exception for her 3 incher? It seems like it'd be rude not to tbhwy.
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Yes, I would suck her dick, and I fucking guarantee if I instagrammed her from my personal Instagram account (where she can see my real, hot photos) she would be receptive.
Now... I may actually do that. But now I have to wait incase she's reading this and connects me to this account.

Lol holy shit that's awesome, I may get to fuck Sue Lightning.
Anyway, faggot, I thoght u were busy? And u couldnt hang out iwth me? Yet u posting here????????
WHERES MY HOOKER>!?!?!?
 
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