If I didn't initially make a big enough scene to get myself arrested at the diner, I'd legit try to pursue legal action. You can't just do that to people without their knowledge.
Last retard I saw - Giant, obese autistic kid who goes into local businesses and makes fake complaints about them on the town Facebook. The first couple times the owners would call him out and say he's not welcome back, a bunch of people would be like "Shame on you for treating a special needs boy like that!" They'd defend him like he's a little kid and he's a grown man. So now he just does it for attention and everyone has caught on.
He came into a pizza place while I was ordering and the owner told him to get the fuck out right in front of me lol. I was like "good on you, that guy's a piece of shit."
Last Ozone midget sighting - Double midget sighting. I saw a father and son midget pair at Canadian Tire. They were in the camping section looking at those tents that just pop up by themselves. I have one of those and it's a pain in the ass for me to fold it up, two midgets wouldn't be able to do it. I wanted to let them know but I didn't want to offend them. The dad had like 1970s Roger Waters hair. The kid was cute as shit but he had wildly bowed legs.
