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Does not compute. Seinfeld would agree with me.
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When was the last time you saw a retard or midget in person?
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In the big citayyy you see retards every day
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I got big-timed by a midget a few years back, oddly enough. I was stunned into silence.
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I saw a midget two days ago on the side of a country road while I was at a stop sign. He got out of a crown vic and tightened up the belts holding his little motorcycle onto the trailer. It took everything in me to not point and laugh. Midgets rule!
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I saw a very sexy physical retard at the airport this evening. I was walking behind this girl in some tight yoga pants all the way across the terminal watching her ass jiggle with each step. I start to pass her when she stops to get a drink or water and her other arm was a stumped out at the elbow.. holy shit that’s even hotter.
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Retarded chicks are sexy because they don't know that they can do better than me.
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I seen a retard this morning when I looked in the mirror.
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I saw a midget in a parking lot a few months ago. He was walking to his normal sized car and then pulled out a step stool to get into the driver seat.
I stopped dead in my tracks and said to myself “oh so that’s how they do it.”
It was pfg
I stopped dead in my tracks and said to myself “oh so that’s how they do it.”
It was pfg
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I'd fuck the famine outta her.
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My pal Tony was my roommate for a few months. He was working remotely (this was late 2000s) and his company sent an IT pro to set up his PC. I was working across the street from our apt and when I went out to smoke I was essentially looking at our front door. The IT pro was a midget and I saw her lumbering up my front steps. This strong impulse to get out of work and to try and fuck the midget seized my thoughts. I'm a weird fucking dude. I really wanted to fuck it. I almost got dizzy.
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Niggers are retarded.
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I am not shitting you guys, I knew this one chick who was the daughter of two midgets. The daughter wasnt exactly a midget, but she was short and had really far apart eyes. Everyone called her "Jessica Syndrome." This fuckin chick, this weird daughter of two midgets, calls me a day before valentines day and asks me out on a date the next night, but saying its not a date....I was pacing around in my apartment totally appalled at the audacity to even ask me this, so I quickly asked her what her hot friend was doing tomorrow instead like a total piece of shit lol. I later get a bunch of super angry text messages from her friend over what I had said. I was just like "cmon, I know you're doing the protective friend thing, but shes outta her mind. I would totally date you though" lmfaooooo such a dickhead
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Well . . . Did ya?
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You gotta find a way to talk to chicks like these
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Did he rape you? They have a tendency to do that
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It’s incredible that somehow you are the worst and best poster at the same time.
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I’m club fucking footed, you ass wipe!
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The Criminal Code Act, Section 293.2?
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Putting you on ignore, your misery (which I rightly sniffed out) might be contagious. Alot of miserable cats here, but you take the cake, remember, suicide is NOT an option (your soul belongs to Allah).