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When was the last time you saw a retard or midget in person?

Easily_Remembered

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I saw a very sexy physical retard at the airport this evening. I was walking behind this girl in some tight yoga pants all the way across the terminal watching her ass jiggle with each step. I start to pass her when she stops to get a drink or water and her other arm was a stumped out at the elbow.. holy shit that’s even hotter.

Retarded chicks are sexy because they don't know that they can do better than me.
 

EraGodless

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I was eating at a diner in Rhode Island. I ordered an omelet. Only after that did I discover that a slobbering tard actually worked in the kitchen.

I wanted to fucking throw up. If I had known before hand I would have ordered a coke and left.

Fucking nauseating. @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda get in here.

Haven't seen a midget in ages
 
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I was eating at a diner in Rhode Island. I ordered an omelet. Only after that did I discover that a slobbering tard actually worked in the kitchen.

I wanted to fucking throw up. If I had known before hand I would have ordered a coke and left.

Fucking nauseating. @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda get in here.

Haven't seen a midget in ages
My pal Tony was my roommate for a few months. He was working remotely (this was late 2000s) and his company sent an IT pro to set up his PC. I was working across the street from our apt and when I went out to smoke I was essentially looking at our front door. The IT pro was a midget and I saw her lumbering up my front steps. This strong impulse to get out of work and to try and fuck the midget seized my thoughts. I'm a weird fucking dude. I really wanted to fuck it. I almost got dizzy.
 

PickleRickle

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I am not shitting you guys, I knew this one chick who was the daughter of two midgets. The daughter wasnt exactly a midget, but she was short and had really far apart eyes. Everyone called her "Jessica Syndrome." This fuckin chick, this weird daughter of two midgets, calls me a day before valentines day and asks me out on a date the next night, but saying its not a date....I was pacing around in my apartment totally appalled at the audacity to even ask me this, so I quickly asked her what her hot friend was doing tomorrow instead like a total piece of shit lol. I later get a bunch of super angry text messages from her friend over what I had said. I was just like "cmon, I know you're doing the protective friend thing, but shes outta her mind. I would totally date you though" lmfaooooo such a dickhead
 

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I saw a very sexy physical retard at the airport this evening. I was walking behind this girl in some tight yoga pants all the way across the terminal watching her ass jiggle with each step. I start to pass her when she stops to get a drink or water and her other arm was a stumped out at the elbow.. holy shit that’s even hotter.
You gotta find a way to talk to chicks like these
 

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I’m club fucking footed, you ass wipe!
 
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The Criminal Code Act, Section 293.2?
Putting you on ignore, your misery (which I rightly sniffed out) might be contagious. Alot of miserable cats here, but you take the cake, remember, suicide is NOT an option (your soul belongs to Allah).
 
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