Does not compute. Seinfeld would agree with me.
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When was the last time you saw a retard or midget in person?
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In the big citayyy you see retards every day
I got big-timed by a midget a few years back, oddly enough. I was stunned into silence.
I saw a midget two days ago on the side of a country road while I was at a stop sign. He got out of a crown vic and tightened up the belts holding his little motorcycle onto the trailer. It took everything in me to not point and laugh. Midgets rule!
I saw a very sexy physical retard at the airport this evening. I was walking behind this girl in some tight yoga pants all the way across the terminal watching her ass jiggle with each step. I start to pass her when she stops to get a drink or water and her other arm was a stumped out at the elbow.. holy shit that’s even hotter.
Retarded chicks are sexy because they don't know that they can do better than me.
I seen a retard this morning when I looked in the mirror.
I saw a midget in a parking lot a few months ago. He was walking to his normal sized car and then pulled out a step stool to get into the driver seat.
I stopped dead in my tracks and said to myself “oh so that’s how they do it.”
It was pfg
I stopped dead in my tracks and said to myself “oh so that’s how they do it.”
It was pfg
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I'd fuck the famine outta her.
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My pal Tony was my roommate for a few months. He was working remotely (this was late 2000s) and his company sent an IT pro to set up his PC. I was working across the street from our apt and when I went out to smoke I was essentially looking at our front door. The IT pro was a midget and I saw her lumbering up my front steps. This strong impulse to get out of work and to try and fuck the midget seized my thoughts. I'm a weird fucking dude. I really wanted to fuck it. I almost got dizzy.
Niggers are retarded.
I am not shitting you guys, I knew this one chick who was the daughter of two midgets. The daughter wasnt exactly a midget, but she was short and had really far apart eyes. Everyone called her "Jessica Syndrome." This fuckin chick, this weird daughter of two midgets, calls me a day before valentines day and asks me out on a date the next night, but saying its not a date....I was pacing around in my apartment totally appalled at the audacity to even ask me this, so I quickly asked her what her hot friend was doing tomorrow instead like a total piece of shit lol. I later get a bunch of super angry text messages from her friend over what I had said. I was just like "cmon, I know you're doing the protective friend thing, but shes outta her mind. I would totally date you though" lmfaooooo such a dickhead
Well . . . Did ya?
You gotta find a way to talk to chicks like these
Did he rape you? They have a tendency to do that
It’s incredible that somehow you are the worst and best poster at the same time.
I’m club fucking footed, you ass wipe!
The Criminal Code Act, Section 293.2?
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Putting you on ignore, your misery (which I rightly sniffed out) might be contagious. Alot of miserable cats here, but you take the cake, remember, suicide is NOT an option (your soul belongs to Allah).