When was the last time you saw a retard or midget in person?

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I was eating at a diner in Rhode Island. I ordered an omelet. Only after that did I discover that a slobbering tard actually worked in the kitchen.

I wanted to fucking throw up. If I had known before hand I would have ordered a coke and left.

Fucking nauseating. @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda get in here.

Haven't seen a midget in ages

 

[guest]

Not in a long time but I recently saw an amputee working at a gas station...Really put to perspective whatever I was moping about that day.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Not in a long time but I recently saw an amputee working at a gas station...Really put to perspective whatever I was moping about that day.

WWAWD hot chicks who are missing limbs/have colostomy bags?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm glad you've brought back the ozone midget sighting, classic bit

 

[johnnynoname]

whenever I see a retard in public, I mark out like it's a cat

I just start petting it, and hugging the fuck out of it

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

whenever I see a retard in public, I mark out like it's a cat

I just start petting it, and hugging the fuck out of it

If a retard ever touched me I would burn the clothes i was wearing.

 

[guest]

WWAWD hot chicks who are missing limbs/have colostomy bags?

I worked at a company that had an anorexic woman work the front desk. Indian/Punjabi or maybe Pakistan...You could tell with about 30 lbs more, she would be bollywood movie star levels. All the other women were phony "such a shame tsk tsk" when discussing her but in reality relieved her illness made her forfeit her looks out of the equation.

The only anorexic person I ever saw IRL. You could snap her forearms like a wishbone.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I worked at a company that had an anorexic woman work the front desk. Indian/Punjabi or maybe Pakistan...You could tell with about 30 lbs more, she would be bollywood movie star levels. All the other women were phony "such a shame tsk tsk" when discussing her but in reality relieved her illness made her forfeit her looks out of the equation.

The only anorexic person I ever saw IRL. You could snap her forearms like a wishbone.

Like Cooney anorexic?

 

[Stent]

I saw a midget a few months back and I haven't seen a retard in years. Seems like things are working out the way they should.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I didn't initially make a big enough scene to get myself arrested at the diner, I'd legit try to pursue legal action. You can't just do that to people without their knowledge.

Last retard I saw - Giant, obese autistic kid who goes into local businesses and makes fake complaints about them on the town Facebook. The first couple times the owners would call him out and say he's not welcome back, a bunch of people would be like "Shame on you for treating a special needs boy like that!" They'd defend him like he's a little kid and he's a grown man. So now he just does it for attention and everyone has caught on.

He came into a pizza place while I was ordering and the owner told him to get the fuck out right in front of me lol. I was like "good on you, that guy's a piece of shit."

Last Ozone midget sighting - Double midget sighting. I saw a father and son midget pair at Canadian Tire. They were in the camping section looking at those tents that just pop up by themselves. I have one of those and it's a pain in the ass for me to fold it up, two midgets wouldn't be able to do it. I wanted to let them know but I didn't want to offend them. The dad had like 1970s Roger Waters hair. The kid was cute as shit but he had wildly bowed legs.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I saw a midget a few months back and I haven't seen a retard in years. Seems like things are working out the way they should.

I'd rather see a hundred midgets than 1 tard. If a midget served me that omelet, I would have been pretty entertained in a court jester type of way

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd rather see a hundred midgets than 1 tard. If a midget served me that omelet, I would have been pretty entertained in a court jester type of way

I love seeing midgets work. If my dad ever needs something upholstered, his guy is a midget. He does really great work. The first time I ever met him was the first time I ever saw a midget. My dad was worried I'd say something fucked up or ask why he's so small but apparently I just stood there in jaw-dropped awe staring at him.

 

[guest]

Must have been a couple years back I saw a bonafide downie. He had an orange hat on that looked like it came from a Halloween costume and he was carrying a briefcase. Every person he saw he graced with a big doofy smile and the most enthusiastic thumbs-up you'd ever see.

My boss actually saw him first and called me over to the sidewalk. We lit our smokes and watched him make his way down the other side of the street. Still makes me smile just thinking about it.

 

[Steven Senegal]

Not since high school. Two midget brothers. One was born here to a rich white family, then they adopted a second one from South Korea. seeing those two waddle down the halls made me piss myself laughing

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Not since high school. Two midget brothers. One was born here to a rich white family, then they adopted a second one from South Korea. seeing those two waddle down the halls made me piss myself laughing

Who would give birth to a midget, then choose to adopt a second one?

 

[RaggotFetard]

I saw a midget chick at the Smashing Pumpkins show last week. I remember thinking she was actually pretty fuckable too.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Actually today, I was walking into Kroger and mistook one for a group of children who went in before me. I thought the last one that went in was a kid, but it was actually a midget lady. She had on the worst wig EVER.

 

[Phish]

The kid was cute

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He was. His forehead was where most of his height came from. He looked like a little bowlegged alien.

 

[Phish]

He was. His forehead was where most of his height came from. He looked like a little bowlegged alien.

There was a midge at my high school that looked like she had a pillow tucked in her pants, one on each asscheek. It was fascinating. She was grotesque looking but sweet as pie. Guess you kinda gotta be when everyone could punt you like a football.