When did you start jacking off?

[Libby Son Of Loin]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 you used to make great threads but now you're going quantity over quality. I'll show Off Topic a real thread.

When you niggas start jacking off? I was doing it since 2nd grade, can't remember exactly the first time but I know my teacher figured out what was going on once and shamed me, so that's the only temporal context I can point to. She was probably some dumb, hot 25 year old failure of a cunt who became a school teacher.

Unlike most other threads, the slits are allowed to comment too. @captain_kamala @RobertMewler

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I was really late to the game. Like 7th grade

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

How early I started could suggest I was molested but I think I also had a friend who liked to pull his cock out so maybe we were just being faggots

 

[Milk74]

I was really late to the game. Like 7th grade

Me too! It was weird as I knew the "Jerk off motion", but literally couldn't figure out how to jerk myself off in a pleasurable way... I finally came at age 13 or 14 via fucking a sandwich bag filled with lotion.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Me too! It was weird as I knew the "Jerk off motion", but literally couldn't figure out how to jerk myself off in a pleasurable way... I finally came at age 13 or 14 via fucking a sandwich bag filled with lotion.

I literally watched porn before I ever jerked off. Then I was like “Oh shit, let me try to do what that guy just did into that chicks face”
Funny thing is, I stood over my toilet because I thought I would have a porn amount of cum, but nothing came out because I wasnt able to yet.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I literally watched porn before I ever jerked off. Then I was like “Oh shit, let me try to do what that guy just did into that chicks face”
Funny thing is, I stood over my toilet because I thought I would have a porn amount of cum, but nothing came out because I wasnt able to yet.

Jacking off before you could cum was so fucking great. After that it was crusty undies, and of course mom knew

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was like 8 or something way too young. I remember figuring it out. I was watching a movie and pinching helmet to the gals. I didn't start doing the whole hand jackoff grip until a year or two later, I just held it like a pencil lol. It was years before I actually produced any jizz too. The first time I did it freaked me out.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I was like 8 or something way too young. I remember figuring it out. I was watching a movie and pinching helmet to the gals. I didn't start doing the whole hand jackoff grip until a year or two later, I just held it like a pencil lol. It was years before I actually produced any jizz too. The first time I did it freaked me out.

My OG technique was using both hands, thumb and index and rolling them around. It was only after I started getting boners that jerking became a thing

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I was like 8 or something way too young. I remember figuring it out. I was watching a movie and pinching helmet to the gals. I didn't start doing the whole hand jackoff grip until a year or two later, I just held it like a pencil lol. It was years before I actually produced any jizz too. The first time I did it freaked me out.

I remember getting boners as a really young kid, like 8, but having zero sexual urge. It was just a nuisance and I had no idea what to do with it. Im pretty sure I even asked my dad why my bird was sticking up once lmao

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember getting boners as a really young kid, like 8, but having zero sexual urge. It was just a nuisance and I had no idea what to do with it. Im pretty sure I even asked my dad why my bird was sticking up once lmao

I was always a little pervert. I'd grab tits or stick my hand down cleavage any chance I could get and I used to always get pretty girls to hug me. I'd bone up all the time and I didn't know what sex was but I knew you did it with your pecker. I probably thought it was humping boobs or something.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I was always a little pervert. I'd grab tits or stick my hand down cleavage any chance I could get and I used to always get pretty girls to hug me. I'd bone up all the time and I didn't know what sex was but I knew you did it with your pecker. I probably thought it was humping boobs or something.

A real Wyyz right there

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Summer between 5th and 6th grade. Interestingly, same thing as above with knew the "jerk off" motion and used it to taunt kids, but never added it up. One day it all hit me and I was off to the races. I remember feeling like I just discovered fire.

 

[Build Black Better]

4th grade, when I found my dad's porn stash. I didn't waste any time making a homemade fleshlight out of an empty toilet paper roll filled with tissues and Vaseline for my first attempt. It sucked, and not in a good way. I haven't used any contraptions since then. I still wonder what a real fleshlight feels like. I know it doesn't talk, and the thought of that gets me hard.

Side note: One time I fell asleep after jacking it to one of my dad's porno mags, and I had some 'splainin to do when my mom walked into my bedroom with the magazine still laying next to me. I always made sure to immediately put the magazines back after that, memorizing its exact position in the "hidden" stack down to the millimeter. I'm glad spy cams didn't exist back then. My parents would have caught me doing all kinds of shit around the house as a latchkey kid.

 

[Front 242]

7 years old, to a VHS of Taboo.

 

[eggfeller]

i’m shocked that anyone was jacking off before puberty/ability to produce jizz. so i guess i was late to the party in that sense. it was the summer after 6th grade. i had sorta learned the jack off motion from that 70s show. i spent like an hour proto-edging/figuring it out to scarlett johannson in that shitty forgotten movie The Perfect Score. as i got within the point-of-no-return of busting, i got scared bc it felt like i was peeing so i scrambled up off my bed & came for the first time into whatever was nearest, which was a red solo cup of flat coke. i remember thinking “WOW! that was rejuvenating! i’ll have to try it again sometime!” smash cut to me at almost 30 with dead nerves in my dick & a lifetime of sexlessness behind me. i’m going to kill wilmer valderrama

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

how i felt the first time in jorked of my boaner

 

[Milk74]

Me too! It was weird as I knew the "Jerk off motion", but literally couldn't figure out how to jerk myself off in a pleasurable way... I finally came at age 13 or 14 via fucking a sandwich bag filled with lotion.

I share the story of my first orgasm with you guys and it only gets 2 ribs? Keep this up and I'll stop referring to the forum as the place I go to hangout with my friends...

 

[DMAN]

I was about 12, and it was definitely a WWF Diva.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I share the story of my first orgasm with you guys and it only gets 2 ribs? Keep this up and I'll stop referring to the forum as the place I go to hangout with my friends...

Most of these niggers didn't even rib my op

You included, fuckface

 

[Milk74]

Most of these niggers didn't even rib my op

You included, fuckface

It's because your pfp is sickening, I would rather lick Nickocado's asshole than look at that fucking disgusting fingernail!