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What's your last day's meal/drink/drugs look like?

CuntFucker

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For an appetiser I would like "nobody on this forum likes you" and for the main I will have "remember when everyone voted you as the most disliked person here"
 

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Breakfast would just be a giant pile of thick cut crispy bacon and a toasted baguette with extra butter. Eggs always give me hiccups for some reason

Lunch a nice porterhouse marinated in teriyaki sauce with a caprese salad, extra mozzarella cheese with some sort of balsamic vinaigrette

Dinner would be some delicious hairy muff pie.. I’d want her soaking in a bubble bath for awhile first so her skin was nice and baby soft and that pussy would be all juicy from diddling herself with the showerhead while she waited for me to finish eating

I’m not sure if that’s allowed because OP said drugs and food but fuck it it’s my fantasy
 

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Eggs always give me hiccups for some reason
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Breakfast would just be a giant pile of thick cut crispy bacon and a toasted baguette with extra butter. Eggs always give me hiccups for some reason

Lunch a nice porterhouse marinated in teriyaki sauce with a caprese salad, extra mozzarella cheese with some sort of balsamic vinaigrette

Dinner would be some delicious hairy muff pie.. I’d want her soaking in a bubble bath for awhile first so her skin was nice and baby soft and that pussy would be all juicy from diddling herself with the showerhead while she waited for me to finish eating

I’m not sure if that’s allowed because OP said drugs and food but fuck it it’s my fantasy
Pussy didn't even occur to me lol. I truly have hit middle age.
 

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I had a pepperoni :image_9250: parmo earlier, and some apple & blueberry flavoured water. I don't take recreational drugs, but i do take diazepam for anxiety so i guess that counts.
 
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