What's your last day's meal/drink/drugs look like?

[It’s Meboe]

There was once a website that listed Texas death row inmates last meal
I don’t know what happened to it. It was an interesting read.
I found this website though, if anyone gives a shit

Last meals of some of America's most notorious convicted criminals - MediaFeed

Some death row inmates aren’t just famous for their heinous crimes, but their elaborate and even odd final meals. From requests for one cup of coffee …

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[Stent]

Nothing. Say I'm trying to lose some weight. Gives everyone a little chuckle before I die.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Big Mac

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Heroin wine cocaine cigars cigs Italian food (live in ny with amazing Italian American cuisine) Xanax. Lots of music and a possible rape.

 

[guest]

If I could have anything, probably the Goodfellas special... cocaine, red wine, pesto fettuccini and Italian sausages.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

enough LSD so that I either completely snap or am ok with being executed. and a lemonade

 

[aRTie02150]

Cottage Pie and raspberry ginger ale. I'll smoke some weed and ask to be executed earlier than scheduled so everyone can get home earlier and be thankful for my thoughtfulness of not holding them up.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Well if I can get whatever drugs I'll be dead long before execution time. I ain't gonna stand in some dingy room while the parents of my so-called victims scream obscenities at me. Not my fault they raised DIRTY LYING WHORES who RACE MIX and WEAR MAKEUP.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Guinness and sweet sour kraut.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Probably some boiled eggs with sea salt.

I don't think anyone can enjoy their last meal though. You'll be too focused on the fact that it's your final meal to appreciate the taste. I'd prefer if they served it as just another meal and then took a hammer to the back of my head.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'd start with a grilled cheese sandwich for breakfast. Seeded bread, full stick of butter pan fried with a 4/1 cheddar to blue ratio. Wash it down with a pint of bloody mary.

I got heartburn just reading this

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Breakfast I’d like to have a country fried ham, eggs over medium, sliced heirloom tomatoes and some hash browns. Rye toast of course (dry), black coffee, maybe a couple of beers.

Lunch: fresh grouper filet fried in sweet potato shavings, mussels, and a bottle of nice dry white wine. I’d of course have a side of bread and cheese, maybe some wedge salad.

Dinner: bring out the big guns. A gorgeous tomahawk ribeye cooked rare. Roasted and smashed potatoes with garlic and herbs, Brussels sprouts, and enough asparagus so that when they flick the switch the whole room smells like asparagus piss. I’d wash that down with a heavy red wine and take some sort of DMT or mescaline just to say I’d done it before I died.

Can we listen to the bbbbboys while we’re eatin?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[Dog Eater]

The food would honestly depend on my mood but there’d definitely be a large breakfast with eggs and bacon, something with some carbs for lunch and some meat for dinner.

For after dinner I’d shoot some heroin since I’ve never touched opiates ever I imagine it would be fucking amazing and if I’m really lucky I’ll OD and beat them to it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Fentynal cause I’ll die anyways

Forget fent, the H is much merrier

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Can we listen to the bbbbboys while we’re eatin?

No, atalker. You will wait quietly for your execution. Quietly is the key.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A jar of dill pickles and a fuckload of cheap rye. I'm a simple man.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Bacon egg and cheese on a roll . . .

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

But sherioushly folks

I'd do Waffle House double hash browns with a western omelette drowned in Tabasco, and the shittiest lukewarm coffee. Full irish breakfast is a good alternate

Lunch a Quarter pounder with large fries, large coke, and 10 piece mcnuggets. Maybe an apple pie and mcflurry if the machine is fucking working

Dinner a doner kebab and mezzo mix, a ny slice of plain cheese pizza, and a cheesecake

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Breakfast: 2 pints of draught Guinness and a glass of ice water followed by a San Diego style breakfast burrito with chorizo, egg, cheese, and fried potatoes. Tightly rolled with a side of salsa roja and some strong coffee with a splash of heavy cream.

Bottle of Cava and freshly squeezed orange juice and a pitcher of ice water for the day.

Lunch: A BLT with ripe salted Jersey summer tomatoes and the amount of mayo I always want to use, but don't because I don't want to be a fat faggot with bitch tits. A 6 pack of ice cold bottled American domestic beer. (Budweiser or PBR)

Midday snack: 3 fingers of Macallan

Dinner: Spaghetti and Spicy Italian sausage with a bottle of house red. Garden salad on a refrigerated plate. Port and an Ashton Maduro. Fuck it, throw in some tiramisu, too, because what the hey

(In reality, you wouldn't be hungry, though.)