What's your last day's meal/drink/drugs look like?

[guest]

Say you're getting executed at 10 p.m. and your executioners are sound. What are you ordering for breakfast/lunch/dinner? What are you drinking with it? What are you smoking/snorting/shooting?

Reminder - you're dead by bedtime anyway - calories/transfats/carcinogens etc be damned.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Breakfast - don't really care, but since it's the last meal over light with sausage, rye toast and nice French or Italian roast coffee

Lunch- Greek spinach pie, probably my most favorite food. A nice blood orange soda

Dinner- lamb fricassee soup, lagostine fra diavolo with spaghetti can't forget the oysters appetizer
A nice non muddled old fashioned with four roses small batch bourbon.
Dimple Pinch or Macallen Scotch for after dinner
No drugs, no smokes for me brothaman I'll take a other drink instead.

 

[LingerLonger]

Reminder - you're dead by bedtime anyway - calories/transfats/carcinogens etc be damned.

That was one of my favorite jokes from HBO's Oz. The female prisoner requests a nutrislim milkshake for her last meal because she wants to look good for her execution. Then proceeds to scream and freak out right before they hang her.

 

[The Greaseman]

Lots of fiber. I'm dropping a megaton bomb when they kill me.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Guards: “Philly its time for your execution”

ME:

 

[guest]

Breakfast - don't really care, but since it's the last meal over light with sausage, rye toast and nice French or Italian roast coffee

Lunch- Greek spinach pie, probably my most favorite food. A nice blood orange soda

Dinner- lamb fricassee soup, lagostine fra diavolo with spaghetti can't forget the oysters appetizer
A nice non muddled old fashioned with four roses small batch bourbon.
Dimple Pinch or Macallen Scotch for after dinner
No drugs, no smokes for me brothaman I'll take a other drink instead.

This is close, but remember you're dead at the end of the day so who cares.

Full English breakfast- bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, fried bread, toast, mushrooms, beans and tomatoes washed down with 3 pints of Guinness and a spliff.

Lunch - a bottle of Veuve with moules frites.

Afternoon snack - gram of coke.

Dinner - Ribeye pan fried in butter. Bottle of Beaujolais. Opium pipe.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Just heroin

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Do they allow a dangerous amount of laxatives for the dinner?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Lots of fiber. I'm dropping a megaton bomb when they kill me.

Fawk yeah, dropping hammers all day!

 

[TheNanaDook]

A steak, a fuckton of chocolate cake, ecstacy and coke.

 

[RobertMewler]

Guards: “Philly its time for your execution”

ME:

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Fawk yeah!!!

 

[guest]

I don’t think I’d have much of an appetite to be completely honest wichya.

But over easy eggs toast and bacon.

Chik fila for lunch

New York steak for dinner and a baked potato

 

[guest]

I don’t think I’d have much of an appetite to be completely honest wichya.

But over easy eggs toast and bacon.

Chik fila for lunch

New York steak for dinner and a baked potato

Let's say you get to kill one of your captors for fun. Killing gives you an appetite. Maybe add some spinach for dinner?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Eggs over easy and bacon. Some nice strong coffee with a healthy amount of Jameson.
Little bit of pot.
Pulled pork sandwich and green chili Mac and cheese for lunch and a handful of beers.
Little more pot and a little taste of the coke.
Smoked beef tenderloin, sautéed asparagus. Bottle of Grenache and wild turkey 101.
Might take a hit of DMT just for the goof

 

[guest]

Let's say you get to kill one of your captors for fun. Killing gives you an appetite. Maybe add some spinach for dinner?

Okay fine a little greens

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Breakfast - Biscuits and country fried steak with sausage gravy, 10 scrabbled eggs with bacon.
6 pack of cold American lager, pack of non-filtered Lucky Strikes, and a joint

Lunch - Tex Mex. Think the gatefold of ZZ Top's Tres Hombres.*
Hot fudge sundae
More beer, more weed.

Dinner - Porter House and Rib Eye cooked in salted butter and served with bacon wrapped asparagus and a loaded baked potato
Bottle of Maker's Mark
Cherry Cheescake.
Beer and weed.


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[Prince Bvstin]

I'd start with a grilled cheese sandwich for breakfast. Seeded bread, full stick of butter pan fried with a 4/1 cheddar to blue ratio. Wash it down with a pint of bloody mary.

Lunch, I'll take a seafood mixed grill, bit of monkfish, dressed crab, lobster tail, few scallops or oysters and a bottle of picpoul 1er cru.

Last thing I'd eat would be a pizza or two. Napoli style base, maybe a q.formaggi and a pepperoni. Plenty of LSD so I'd be totally at ease with dying after dinner.

 

[Udders]

That was one of my favorite jokes from HBO's Oz. The female prisoner requests a nutrislim milkshake for her last meal because she wants to look good for her execution. Then proceeds to scream and freak out right before they hang her.

A great Shirley scene.

 

[A House Nigger]

Heroin to see what all the fuss is about.

 

[guest]

Heroin to see what all the fuss is about.

Fentynal cause I’ll die anyways