What's your favourite sandwich?

[goo gobbler]

pastrami, corned beef, russian dressing, mustard and a slice of chee

i am not jewish

 

[BUBBLER]

pastrami, corned beef, russian dressing, mustard and a slice of chee

i am not jewish

Sauerkraut would salvage your genetics, but it's too late now jewster

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The easiest sandwich ever is just tomato and cheese on toast with mayo though. My fucking mouth is watering thinking about that right now.

Disgusting

 

[LingerLonger]

There is a local Italian restaurant near me that makes fresh eggplant parm sandwiches.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

A like a nice chicken salad sandwich.

 

[TorpidSloth]

She's just sick and a little traumatized from finding mayonnaise stains all over your pants, the lower part of your shirt, around the collar, on the small of your back, matted in your hair, and on both wrists after you come home from the gym.

Lol @ I go to the gym

 

[Africa.com]

A like a nice chicken salad sandwich.

WWAWD grapes in chicken salad. Used to hate, what was I 5? Yes

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Oh, I had gravlax recently. I'd assumed it was just smoked salmon with dill, but the texture was actually a bit closer to sashimi. It was one of those meals where you think about it for a few days afterwards.

Good food, plenty of it.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Here’s my list in no particular order when I’m Ruizing

1. Turkey sandwich - carved turkey breast, cheese, lettuce, onions on a Kaiser roll. Toss some chips (ruffles) on there to add a crunch if I really feel like ruizing.

2. Chicken cheesesteak - chopped chicken breast, provolone cheese, fried onions on a long roll.

3. Bacon, egg, and cheese on a plain bagel - couple slices of crispy bacon, a fried egg, and provolone cheese. Fucking YUM

4. Chicken Parm sandwich - chicken cutlets, marinara sauce, mozzarella or provolone cheese on a long or Kaiser roll.

I don’t eat mayonnaise and I think sliced tomatoes ruin sandwiches because they soak the fucking roll. FUCKING YUCK

I also noticed that most lunch meats are slimy. FUCKING YUCK AGAIN

Good thread

 

[Zombie247]

Sausage sandwich on crusty/ bloomer bread.

 

[BUBBLER]

There was this one restaurant I used to go to that had an incredible brisket po' boy. Or what they called a po' boy. I've ordered other ones other places and they're not as good. I guess proper po' boys have coleslaw and a bunch of stupid shit on them and the brisket sucks.

The easiest sandwich ever is just tomato and cheese on toast with mayo though. My fucking mouth is watering thinking about that right now.

What about a tuna sandwich with extra bones?

 

[CQ Beans]

2. Chicken cheesesteak - chopped chicken breast, provolone cheese, fried onions on a long roll.

4. Chicken Parm sandwich - chicken cutlets, marinara sauce, mozzarella or provolone cheese on a long or Kaiser roll.

I don’t eat mayonnaise and I think sliced tomatoes ruin sandwiches because they soak the fucking roll. FUCKING YUCK

That’s a delicious menu. Straight outta Queens?!

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I like a roast beef sandwich that looks like a blown-out pussy

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

At the risk of pissing off the Philly crew, Jersey Mike's chipotle cheese steak is a better sandwich than the traditional. It comes with chipotle mayo, which somehow makes it seem less greasy and adds just enough spice to not drown out the cheesesteak.

I know, in Philly they'd call me a Philistine. (rimshot)

 

[Jenna]

The key to a good homemade sandwich is portabello mushrooms. Sausage, steak, chicken - you want those delicious juices and greases to soak themselves into the portabellos so they start tasting like meat.

Cut up one sausage, add it to the skillet. 1/3rd of a bell pepper diced (red, orange, or yellow, green peppers are for poor people) add it to the skillet. 2-3 mini portabello mushrooms, again diced and really make sure they're rolling around in the sausage grease. Then like 1/8th of an onion, add either Montreal Steak seasoning or Tajin and stir that fucker making sure everything touches everything else.

Open up a hero, cheese & sauce are optional. I like a thin line of A1 sauce but you DON'T want to overshadow the sausage flavor. Pack everything into the hero and enjoy. I swear I could charge $18.99 for these fuckers on Doordash.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

WWAWD grapes in chicken salad.

No thanks, Babs. Save it for the church pot luck.

 

[Africa.com]

At the risk of pissing off the Philly crew, Jersey Mike's chipotle cheese steak is a better sandwich than the traditional. It comes with chipotle mayo, which somehow makes it seem less greasy and adds just enough spice to not drown out the cheesesteak.

I know, in Philly they'd call me a Philistine. (rimshot)

All in wit da Jersey Mikes

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Spinach, ham and roast beef, lotta pepper, brown mustard, vinegar on my spinach, muenster cheese, and some tabasco. Probably on some toasted dark pumpernickle rye.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Disgusting

What about a tuna sandwich with extra bones?

How would you fellas like to split a fuckthebothofyou sandwich?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The key to a good homemade sandwich is portabello mushrooms. Sausage, steak, chicken - you want those delicious juices and greases to soak themselves into the portabellos so they start tasting like meat.

Cut up one sausage, add it to the skillet. 1/3rd of a bell pepper diced (red, orange, or yellow, green peppers are for poor people) add it to the skillet. 2-3 mini portabello mushrooms, again diced and really make sure they're rolling around in the sausage grease. Then like 1/8th of an onion, add either Montreal Steak seasoning or Tajin and stir that fucker making sure everything touches everything else.

Open up a hero, cheese & sauce are optional. I like a thin line of A1 sauce but you DON'T want to overshadow the sausage flavor. Pack everything into the hero and enjoy. I swear I could charge $18.99 for these fuckers on Doordash.

You should throw some of this on there instead of the A1.

Sounds pretty damn good though