What’s the most ghetto name you’ve ever heard?

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I just remembered another one: Antimothy. He was hugely fat and gay. He had a brother that was rail thin, kinda funny

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

It's always funny seeing American blacks with German names like that rapper who got whacked recently named Adolph.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Dolph

Julius is another pretty common one

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I have no idea what her name was, but on the first day of a temp agency job they told us to send them an email with our name in the subject line and our documents attached. This girl said my name wouldn't fit so I used an abbreviation. How many characters is that? She also couldn't pronounce abbreviation.

I know a lot of ghetto named people but they're pretty unique and doxxable.

Worried we will swat their cell block?

 

[Gutter Goon]

Whoever's writing the script for human civilization has really jumped the shark recently.

Humanity is becoming a caricature of itself.

 

[Child..]

I heard when NATO bombed Serbia in the 90s, alot of Albanian niggas named their newborns "Clinton" as an act of gratitude.

 

[BUBBLER]

Chappelle made me laugh when he said "Clarence Greene" gets you automatically logged out of booking.com.

Draymond Green, a well known basketball american, stupid.

 

[Dog Eater]

human civilization

 

[Child..]

Whoever's writing the script for human civilization has really jumped the shark recently.

We call it "waning magic" I think it will take...

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Tough to compare eras, but this one is my goat. Changed the game. Revolutionized the ghetto name

 

[BUBBLER]

Quintavius Johnson is a contender

 

[StlakerFatti]

Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. Saint Brown (football player)

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

We call it "waning magic" I think it will take...

What about waxing magic.

 

[Child..]

What about waxing magic.

1991-2016ish

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

There's a CFL player named Poop Johnson.

My brain immediately filed this as one of Turk's goofy comments, but you're not being cutesy or joking. Poop Johnson sounds like a pimp from a blaxploitation movie.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Checking in, all 3 of these former niglets (now niggers) are in prison, 2 for murder including Trashone. Anthony was right.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

George Floyd's mom is named Larcenia. I am not making this up.

Better yet, his brother is named Philonise (pronounced Felon-ies)

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Back in ~2009 in Mississippi there was a nigger named Lactavius who was arrested for stealing milk. That's probably #1 for me.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The worst football name I've ever heard was Blenda Gay, who played DE for the Eagles in the 1970s. He was later murdered by his wife, so his unique name (yep he was black) didn't do him any favors, obviously. Who the fuck would name a kid Blenda?

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

It's always funny seeing American blacks with German names like that rapper who got whacked recently named Adolph.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Dolph

Julius is another pretty common one

Lol this is his cousin

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

1991-2016ish

That's how long it took you to finish undergrad