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What’s the most ghetto name you’ve ever heard?

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It's not the craziest sounding name, but I remember this black lady telling me that she named her son 'Jonner.' What I thought was funny about it was that she said she was pregnant and watched Terminator. She went on and told me, I really liked the names John and Conner, so I just combined the 2. You know, I just wanted something different.
 
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Dijonnaise. I was at a park and heard a black mom yelling it at her daughter endlessly.

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I’ve heard some crazy ones of the years - a girl named Hyundai, a young boy named Outlaw, but what’s the worst? Or maybe a popular one that’s awful? Personally I think “Neveah” is the worst - it’s heaven spelled backwards and I’ve seen it used more than once.
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Out of all the names mentioned, this is the one that made me burst out laughing. Probably because it's retarded in a completely different way than what I was expecting.

Nigga sounds like an explorer or big game hunter from the 1800s.
 

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I have no idea what her name was, but on the first day of a temp agency job they told us to send them an email with our name in the subject line and our documents attached. This girl said my name wouldn't fit so I used an abbreviation. How many characters is that? She also couldn't pronounce abbreviation.

I know a lot of ghetto named people but they're pretty unique and doxxable.

What about the ones who name them after African cities they’ve never been to.
 
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