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Celestes pizza, Dr pepper, and a snickers bar
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Celestes pizza, Dr pepper, and a snickers bar
Are those chopped wasabi almonds?!View attachment 57978
I made a Beef Wellington. Not bad for my first attempt!
However on Monday, I ate an entire litre of chocolate ice cream in one sitting because I felt like it, and that's all I ate.
The last two days, I have existed on vanilla ice cream that was microwaved for 30 seconds or so- also, spoonfuls of creamy peanut butter.
patient piggies get the most delicious treatsI'm sure i've had worse, but I'm pre-heating my oven for a $1.80 frozen burrito that I didn't know had 30 minutes prep-time to make before buying it.
There's a microwave option, but I'm not completely retarded, i want to give it a chance of being edible.
Every morning I have eggs pork in an English muffin no capI'm not embarrassed by it but I eat breakfast food for dinner a lot. Eggs, sositch(Dan, that's an O&A reference) or bacon, cheesy crispy hash browns, and toast or an English muffin.
tsss what's he a fawkin spider a sumptin?My grandpa's a widower
Ellio's frozen pizza & Chef Boyardee mini raviolis, I don't even want to admit to 1 can.
My grandpa's a widower, so whenever I'd stay at his house as a kid I'd end up just having a bowl of Goldfish crackers and a root beer for dinner.
For his generation, the idea of a man (if not a professional chef) having any type of proficiency in the kitchen is preposterous.
Yeah, I didn't care for that aspect, but the whole winning a World War and building the most prosperous society up until circa 9/11 made up for it.What a faggoty way of thinking. Yeah let the kids have non-food jewish products for dinner to preserve my own ego.
It's like niggers who think of education as "white." Nice relegating yourself unable to survive, stupid.
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