What's the most embarrassing thing you've eaten for dinner the past year?

[Uncle Floyd]

Took the eldest kid to Red Lobster for the first time ever tonight. She's been asking to go - no idea why - so we figured tonight was as good as any. I felt ashamed, as an upper-middle class White man, walking in. Why's the entrance gotta be on the side where the busy street runs past? Imagine if people saw me! I tipped vurry well (in cash) as some sort of over-compensation so they didn't think I was a poor: $35 on an $85 bill.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Took the eldest kid to Red Lobster for the first time ever tonight. She's been asking to go - no idea why - so we figured tonight was as good as any. I felt ashamed, as an upper-middle class White man, walking in. Why's the entrance gotta be on the side where the busy street runs past? Imagine if people saw me! I tipped vurry well (in cash) as some sort of over-compensation so they didn't think I was a poor: $35 on an $85 bill.

The only time DiPaolo made laugh was when he called that shit "Red Scorpion"

 

[The Real Dan Mullen]

Hickory dickory dock
I sucked Flavia’s cock
The clock struck 2 I swallowed her goo
She dropped me off at the next block
Ooooh!!

 

[JamieConway]

Not in the last year but as a teenager and a college student my diet was borderline repulsive. I would go months without eating a vegetable. You would think even accidentally you would eat one on a burger or maybe pizza but I would always take them off. Kraft Dinner was mandatory 4 or 5 nights a week. The lowest point was 3 nights in a row microwaving meatball sandwiches from 7-11. I'm almost positive one of them was spoiled...didn't even slow me down.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Hickory dickory dock
I sucked Flavia’s cock
The clock struck 2 I swallowed her goo
She dropped me off at the next block
Ooooh!!View attachment 57949

Dan's Podcast Blew

He needed the Funny

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The last two days, I have existed on vanilla ice cream

If I have the flu, I'm on nothing but ice cream and instant noodle soup. It has to be stuff that's soft so it doesn't hurt your throat.

However on Monday, I ate an entire litre of chocolate ice cream in one sitting because I felt like it, and that's all I ate.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ve been so hungover that I’ve eaten a yogurt and two saltine crackers just so I could drink again without an even worse hangover.

 

[guest]

A can of cold baked beans

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Probably has to be within the last 6 years or so. I’d eat dinner, go out, get drunk, and then on the way home get shit wings and curly fries from the Pizza GoGo near my house. I’d eat them when I got home and wake up the next day, hungover and running to the bathroom to take an orange-tinted dump.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

A can of cold baked beans

Kids at our school would eat cold canned spaghetti straight from the can lol

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I tried keeping an uneaten Big Mac and pulling off all the veggies and microwaving it.
It was fucking disgusting and I went to bed hungry because it was so upsetting.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Kids at our school would eat cold canned spaghetti straight from the can lol

Quick question, was your teacher a Hobo and was your class inside a Boxcar?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

If I didn’t have a family I would eat kraft macaroni SpongeBob shapes every night and chase it down with a 6 pack before falling asleep on the couch with a puddle of unwiped cum pooling in my belly button. Can anyone explain why the Kraft shapes are so much better than the regular noodles?

 

[Torque Army]

Ellio's frozen pizza & Chef Boyardee mini raviolis, I don't even want to admit to 1 can.

 

[guest]

Celestes pizza, Dr pepper, and a snickers bar

 

[guest]

Oh God, well for one, there was a night where I had Osetra caviar instead of Beluga. I might as well lick a public toilet.

 

[aRTie02150]

Well last night I had those orange peanut butter cracker sandwich things and fell asleep on the couch with a giant rain storm soothing me to sleep. Woke up at 3 am and drank a glass of milk and went right back to sleep.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

If money is really tight then I'll go for a curly fries sandwich or penne a la hotdogs.

I still always find money for booze though, so it's all good.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I cracked a molar and I'm in incredible pain-- also have an abscess where it is at, so I look and talk like Marlon Brando in The Godfather-

The last two days, I have existed on vanilla ice cream that was microwaved for 30 seconds or so- also, spoonfuls of creamy peanut butter.

That’s the fawkin worst. Happened to me once and I had to make an emergency dentist appointment but had to deal with the worst pain for 2 days. She prescribed me medication in the meantime and told me to be careful as it’s very strong. Thanks for the Ibuprofen rx you, you dumb bitch.

For my retard dinner, a flour tortilla with ragu pizza sauce, kroger cheese, and hormel pepperonis. I saw some dude camping in a roundabout or storm drain on youtube make it, looked good as hell. It was, but I wasn’t camping, young, or poor.

 

[The Fuchitive]

I made a Beef Wellington. Not bad for my first attempt!