What's the logical conclusion to the Patrick S. Tomlinson saga

[Meownaw]

The monster appears for the final fat act.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I would actually be all in if we finally broke him and he became a Patposter. He's here enough, he might as well post.

 

[DanFielding]

That raises the question, we will know if he dies? Or will he just stop posting one day? Clearly he has no friends and his family hates him.

Some science fiction related site would mention it.

 

[fusciasomething]

A reaction not a conclusion but a smirk on his daughter's face when he has a heart attack and dies

 

[Random username]

His daughter gets account here. Becomes top poster.

 

[RobertMewler]

That raises the question, we will know if he dies? Or will he just stop posting one day? Clearly he has no friends and his family hates him.

Him not tweeting or responding to texts will mean he's dead. He has to correcT the record - even with his dying breath.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Fat's chins completely take over the rest of him, like the Tetsuo monster in Akira. Titsuo, if you will.
After a particularly spirited night of gentleman callers, Nikkki gets a fart-bubble in her bloodstream, leading to a series of strokes. The local trap house has a candlelight vigil and paints a memorial mural of her ravaged fartlocker.
They are interred in a landfill along with the charred remnants of Hooligans after it burns down for the third and final time.

 

[stealthygeek]

I don't know about conclusion but at this point I'd prefer him having to get a job with a name tag vs getting divorced. That shit about working at Target being "beneath" him pissed the shit out of me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don't know about conclusion but at this point I'd prefer him having to get a job with a name tag vs getting divorced. That shit about working at Target being "beneath" him pissed the shit out of me.

unfortunately he isn't qualified to work at a Target now

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Just before he brakes heavily at hi speed…

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He goes to jail for refusing to pay quasi as well as PPP fraud and the consequences of some crazy outburst in public related to his upcoming prison term. The whole crazy saga is made into a massively popular Netflix Documentary series called “Pat is Fat” which is adapted into a Hollywood movie staring Christian Bale as Pat (who refuses a fat suit and gains the weight needed) and wins the best actor Oscar and Jessica Chastain wins the best actress Oscar for playing Mama Raven.

The SFWA is shut down after the Pedos are no longer able to afford protection. Niki divorces Pat while awaiting his trial and finally comes out after her Mother tells her it’s ok to be gay. Hooligans is purchased by Quasi and renamed Rascals that features menu items inspired by our characters and antics. Without Pat and his gross laptop and the kitchen finally serving edible food it becomes a top Milwaukee restaurant. Carol goes on one of those trips to space Bezo’s and Musk have been doing because why not.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Brat and beer created adipose tissue accumulating in dangerous areas in a fat abundance causing a fatal heart attack

 

[guest]

has fat ever mentioned being a fan of rick and morty?

that seems right up the alley for rick.

in a different timeline man, pat never said norm macdonald wasnt funny. he happened to miss the ire of the pests.
he had career momentum, blips in huff po, nyt, on technophiles podacast, damsels of dorkington, kuthulus comedy collective, sciencechannel etc.

no matter what happens for the rest of his life, any sort of career upswing for pat will be swiftly shut down by some random pest sending receipts of rick's inappropriate behavior to said company from some open air loo in bangladesh.

just because he had to correcT the record. retard.

 

[Ladynyahh]

suicide

I mean...that's a bit harsh. Patrick is hateable yes but do I want to see him throw himself out a window? I don't.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

PaTrick amps up The rheToric unTil his life is ended in mutual combaT wiTh a Nadolski.

 

[Phish]

Its his willingness to engage with the lunacy that makes it so funny and has kept me here because im so interested on how this wraps up. Does a atalker go down one day? Almost 100% a lie, but WingsOfRedemption claims to have gotten two people prosecuted for bullying him. They legit stole his Playstation account with thousands of $$ worth of games on it though, so it may be true.

Now hes stuck. The sunken cost fallacy. Hes so heavily invested in fighting, he has to keep it up or it is considered LettingTheIdiotsWin at this point. His lolcow fanbase is growing exponentially faster than his actual fanbase too. Theres no way hes getting hired anywhere because as soon as he is figured out someone from reddit or kiwifarms will probably give em the Hooligans treatment for how shitty of a person hes been.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The worst fate for Patrick involves getting a job. Nothing would make me happier than to see him forced to work tough jobs in customer service or an Amazon warehouse.

 

[victor_sanchez]

If the weight doesn't kill him, he'll be like Chris Chan in terms of being some newer generation's first lolcow. He has enough notoriety that once this current era of patposters stops being interested in him, another group will take their place and continue fucking with him.

 

[DominusOdium]

Future generations will one day read about and troll Patrick... In spaaaaaaace

 

[SFWA liaison]

he won't stop until he's dead, too stupid to learn, he'll continue replying as long as he's physically able to.

dream scenario: some redditor gets too cocky and Pat shoots him