What's the dumbest thing Patty has done in the 3 years we've known of him?

[HotDogJoe]

For me, it's wilfully putting himself on KF's radar. He is going to be a lolcow for life now.

They really didn't give a fuck when Caver first posted that thread but Mama Raven's boy had to draw attention to himself by trying to sue them for daring to host a thread of his own Twitter screenshots.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’d argue that’s just one of the reasons the lawsuit was the dumbest thing ever. He can’t even really cry victim because the courts, police, and fbi all determined him to be a faggot. Fat pedophile too.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Fat pedophile too.

I hear it's legal to call him that now he's run out of money to sue people.

Shame. A real shame.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Failing to fake evidence of vandalism

 

[Meownaw]

Vandalising his own property is high up there

 

[guest]

blabbing for 2 hours + to Josiah

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Running back to the subreddit multiple times to gloat and egg us on at the very beginning is probably the most stupid thing he has done. Hardly anyone gave a fuck about this fat slob when he first popped up on the brothermans radars.

Everything that has happened since could have been avoided if Mama Ravens special boy could just fawkin leave it alone *sniff*

 

[guest]

"Hi, I'm a journalist and I'd like to talk to you."

"OK, I'll talk to you on the record for a couple of hours over the course of weeks before googling you."

 

[HotDogJoe]

Failing to fake evidence of vandalism

What you don't think a real criminal would have held a torch in their mouth and be completely unphased by a motion detector light coming on?

 

[HotDogJoe]

"Hi, I'm a journalist and I'd like to talk to you."

"OK, I'll talk to you on the record for a couple of hours over the course of weeks before googling you."

Then I'll do a 30 minute phone call where I give my tormentors what they've been dreaming of for 3 years and provide audio that will cement my status as a generational lolcow. I've very smart *points to head*

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Not changing his phone number

Not protecting his Twitter account

Claiming that he's "never lied" and that everything he's ever told us has 'always been true and accurate", then presenting obviously fake voicemails as "evidence"

In fact, the whole "Canyon Facts" mini saga.

Simping for an obviously disinterested Anica

Not letting the Monster win

 

[ChildSpitTake]

The lawsuit and that's an easy one

 

[fusciasomething]

Gained sixty pounds while drinking every night, it's going to kill him even if/when we forget about him.

 

[guest]

Falling for Josiah even after falling for the Boston Globe prank. What a dud.

 

[stealthygeek]

Reminder: Pat bragged about Caverlock's Kiwi attempts being "rebuffed."



Pat, wha happen?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Hard to say - It may be easier to identify the smartest thing he's done in 3 years.

 

[Chive Turkey]

There's way too many things to choose from.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Reminder: Pat bragged about Caverlock's Kiwi attempts being "rebuffed."



Pat, wha happen?

Just look at the comments flying by on this video from 2hrs 3mins...




It's incredible how every single thing he brags about ends up backfiring on him

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This could turn into a 10 page thread listing all the dumb shit pat has done. Id say the combo of everything that sunk pats case. The josiah recordings,sharing his vandal vid and evidence file,falling for apostlegate. All those happening at the same time and sinking a $100k legal case. What a waste of time and money in the first place then he goes and ruins it by his own doing. Watching him gloat while knowing he was getting fooled the whole time was fantastic.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Hard to say - It may be easier to identify the smartest thing he's done in 3 years.

Use Paul and the rest of the SFWA faggots to redirect attention away from himself every now and then