What's something embarrassing about yourself?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Something embarrassing for me is that I can't figure out how to react to posts.
16 don't know dick about the internet...

sadRibs

press the JOSEPH BUTTON

 

[guest]

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['THE NIGGER MAN']

I didn't get j-woke until almost 40.
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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have a 5 and a half inch cock.

One time was about to have sex with a black girl in college, she saw it and mocked me around the whole campus. Afterwards I developed performance anxiety and E.D. for the rest of my (thankfully brief) stay in college.

I feel like you could be doing a lot worse than 5 and a half inches. Thank God I've got a decent dick though because if I had to deal with that situation I probably would have spent the rest of my life murdering women. My ego's too fragile for that shit.

 

[guest]

I feel like you could be doing a lot worse than 5 and a half inches. Thank God I've got a decent dick though because if I had to deal with that situation I probably would have spent the rest of my life murdering women. My ego's too fragile for that shit.

5 INCHES IS AVERAGE. FUCK.

 

[Snake]

I have a 5 and a half inch cock.

One time was about to have sex with a black girl in college, she saw it and mocked me around the whole campus. Afterwards I developed performance anxiety and E.D. for the rest of my (thankfully brief) stay in college.

You tried to commit miscegeny. Serves you right, sub par penis child.

 

[guest]

I didn't get j-woke until almost 40.
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I don't know what that is.

You tried to commit miscegeny. Serves you right, sub par penis child.

Actually, 5 is the average so it's not sub par, it just means people over 5 are doing PFG.

 

[Snake]

I don't know what that is.


Actually, 5 is the average so it's not sub par, it just means people over 5 are doing PFG.

Are you insinuating yours is larger than that?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know what that is.


Actually, 5 is the average so it's not sub par, it just means people over 5 are doing PFG.

That's just what the jews would have you believe.

 

[guest]

Are you insinuating yours is larger than that?

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I am. I've shown it on here. It's nothing to write home about but it's a nice seven.

I tried to make it look bigger using forced perspective and Captain kamala said that it looked like a light bulb. That was probably my favorite ball breaking I've ever gotten on this forum.

 

[Snake]

I am. I've shown it on here. It's nothing to write home about but it's a nice seven.

I tried to make it look bigger using forced perspective and Captain kamala said that it looked like a light bulb. That was probably my favorite ball breaking I've ever gotten on this forum.

 

[guest]

That's just what the jews would have you believe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Google is controlled by Ecuadorian jews. Follow the money.

 

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That's fucking beautiful.

I wish I could rib 100 times on that pic.

 

[guest]

Google is controlled by jews. Follow the money.

Duck duck go says the same thing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Duck duck go says the same thing

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Duck Duck Go can shut up and fuck off. I know penises, sport. I spent a lot of time at the penis doctor's. I died of complications with penile arthritis.

 

[guest]

Duck Duck Go can shut up and fuck off. I know penises, sport. I died of complications with penile arthritis.

I thought you were suffocated to death by a swedish strippers titties during a lapdance mishap?

 

[CutesyMissy]

You tried to commit miscegeny. Serves you right, sub par penis child.

I'm about as white as Capitan Kamala.

 

[AngryPedestrianGuy_mybb]

press the JOSEPH BUTTON

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought you were suffocated to death by a swedish strippers titties during a lapdance mishap?

That was 3 years before I died. The tabloids said I died. When she sat on me it just dislocated my hip and snapped my sternum and I passed out from the pain is all.