What's something embarrassing about yourself?

[Snake]

I LOATHE bicyclists. They act like they own the road and sidewalk and I want to jump up and drop kick them underneath a fucking 18 wheeler for being arrogant douchebags.

 

[Guest]

How much time do you have, buddy?

The time I was suspended from Baylor University

The time I had my multiple teaching certificates revoked because I had an altercation with a faggot ass armed security guard?

Or that my one and only marriage lasted 90 days (my wife was 7 months pregnant at the time).

I’d love to hear all of these.

 

[Zombie247]

My grammar stinks.
I also graffiti. I'm close to my 40's.


It's a gorgeous rush.

 

[CutesyMissy]

I have a 5 and a half inch cock.

One time was about to have sex with a black girl in college, she saw it and mocked me around the whole campus. Afterwards I developed performance anxiety and E.D. for the rest of my (thankfully brief) stay in college.

 

[aRTie02150]

My grammar stinks.
I also graffiti. I'm close to my 40's.


It's a gorgeous rush.

I remember my buddy was a notorious tagger in our city. They police created a task force because of him.

This nigga used to put his tag on those "hello my name is..." Stickers and go right up to police cars waiting at lights and he'd walk behind them and place the sticker on the back. Basically tagging a police car with a cop right in the car. Classic stuff.

 

[guest]

I remember my buddy was a notorious tagger in our city. They police created a task force because of him.

This nigga used to put his tag on those "hello my name is..." Stickers and go right up to police cars waiting at lights and he'd walk behind them and place the sticker on the back. Basically tagging a police car with a cop right in the car. Classic stuff.

That's a fucking BALLSY move

 

[MonsterSteve]

I don’t mind the passable trannies. Like the real passable ones. The ones that look like football players in a dress should be put down.

Also, my penis is too big: Its Soooooo embarrassing guys!

 

[guest]

I don’t mind the passable trannies. Like the real passable ones. The ones that look like football players in a dress should be put down.

Also, my penis is too big: Its Soooooo embarrassing guys!

Yea the ones who are "activists" look like dudes in a dress. Go figure. The ones that are hot as fuck are typically non political..

What a co inci dink.

 

[aRTie02150]

That's a fucking BALLSY move

I watched him do it so many times. The cop would have no idea and just drive off unaware until later on in the night or next day. He had his stickers ready and waiting all the time. Signs, cabs, busses, and cop cars were all targeted. Not to mention his regular tagging he'd do with cans. Every high point beared his tag. It was hilarious because he was just some dopey looking super skinny Dominican who everyone assumed was a nerd.

 

[guest]

I watched him do it so many times. The cop would have no idea and just drive off unaware until later on in the night or next day. He had his stickers ready and waiting all the time. Signs, cabs, busses, and cop cars were all targeted. Not to mention his regular tagging he'd do with cans. Every high point beared his tag. It was hilarious because he was just some dopey looking super skinny Dominican who everyone assumed was a nerd.

*Bared

That kid sounds fucking awesome. Did he ever get caught?

 

[aRTie02150]

*Bared

That kid sounds fucking awesome. Did he ever get caught?

Yup. Just had to do community service. 200 hours I believe.

They couldn't pin everything on him, only what they actually saw him doing at the time.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I watched him do it so many times. The cop would have no idea and just drive off unaware until later on in the night or next day. He had his stickers ready and waiting all the time. Signs, cabs, busses, and cop cars were all targeted. Not to mention his regular tagging he'd do with cans. Every high point beared his tag. It was hilarious because he was just some dopey looking super skinny Dominican who everyone assumed was a nerd.

Should have used these ones, sniff.

 

[guest]

I have a 5 and a half inch cock.

One time was about to have sex with a black girl in college, she saw it and mocked me around the whole campus. Afterwards I developed performance anxiety and E.D. for the rest of my (thankfully brief) stay in college.

So, you didn't have sex? Did she just started laughing and walked away?

 

[CutesyMissy]

So, you didn't have sex? Did she just start laughing and walked away?

Hell no!
You ain't touching me with that half a cheeto, nigga.

Still comes to mind...

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I create and place handmade, festive door decor on our door for all sorts of holidays and events (Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Spring showers, summer birds, etc.). Well, I put our St. Patty's decor up on the 15th and totally forgot to take them down last night.

They were still up until I remembered and hurriedly removed them around 10AM this morning. Meaning, anyone who walked by our door earlier saw the already-outdated decorations. They must have scoffed and shook their heads. I shamed the household.

Borderline de-clitable offense

 

[Zombie247]

I remember my buddy was a notorious tagger in our city. They police created a task force because of him.

This nigga used to put his tag on those "hello my name is..." Stickers and go right up to police cars waiting at lights and he'd walk behind them and place the sticker on the back. Basically tagging a police car with a cop right in the car. Classic stuff.

Them stickers ruled. I don't bother with doing dubs. Just stick to bombing.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

*Bared

That kid sounds fucking awesome. Did he ever get caught?

*bore

 

[guest]

*bore

 

[Brooke Shields]

I've been re-listening & doing the 2 East-side-Dave Power Hours alone every other month or so

the embarrassing part is i'm never committed enough to fully finish, I blame half of that on Bronx Johnny for the first try - there's no "slam-time" warning. But I also miss slam-times for the 2nd attempt cause i'm not always paying attention

 

[AngryPedestrianGuy_mybb]

Something embarrassing for me is that I can't figure out how to react to posts.
16 don't know dick about the internet...

sadRibs