What was the coolest thing that happened when you went to high school?

[Not Child.]

Imagine if he was telling the truth and went through all that because, to the Saudis, all white guys look the same and he was a wrong time, wrong placester

Poor guy was the first time I realized Canada doesn't go to bat for their imprisoned Canucksters overseas.

 

[Angel Martin]

Poor guy was the first time I realized Canada doesn't go to bat for their imprisoned Canucksters overseas.

You got caught watching granny porn and had a meltdown.
Then you demanded the mods delete your account and came back a week later pretending it never happened.

 

[Not Child.]

Someone's losing their 30 min time-slot...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fucking people over in dope deals is just fucking retarded. Fawkin greedy fucks. Dealing drugs should be a layup, but retards want to make crack moves and be greedy. There's literally enough money and enough addicts/users to go around.

I used to fuck people over really hard with weed. Not everyone, but if I didn't like you I'd sell you .6 instead of grams. It was blatant. Nobody ever said shit.

 

[Not Child.]

Don't be dumb, it's a lie.

You'd have to be a retard in special ed classes to be in high school and believe someone was distilling alcohol in a bathtub.

Or maybe he's calling the Mutawa retarded because they believed him?

Nah our family and this one Thai Muslim academic (who also lived in our residential compound) were Mutawa contacts.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Our soccer team won the state championship and we started storming the field in celebration. We couldnt because they needed to play like 5 games in a row because multiple title games all played there that day. So the college we played at hired the football team to act as security, which basically meant a bunch of roided up meatheads chomping at the bit to tackle fags.
This one virgin we all hated, but that girls would invite to parties out of sympathy was absolutely destroyed by 2 big dudes. It ruled, plus we won states so the overall dopamine in that moment was just insane.

The first time I ever got a touchdown as a linebacker (happened one other time) I spiked the ball reflexively because I was just fucking pumped. You weren't allowed to celebrate so they didn't count it. I had to be dragged away from the fucking cunt ref because I was ready to smoke him in the face with my helmet. I got kicked out of that game and suspended from the next one. I'm not sure how I didn't just get kicked right off the team.

 

[Angel Martin]

Someone's losing their 30 min time-slot...

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The town I'm from is like living in a fucking cartoon and it was even funnier when I was in highschool. Wild/hilarious/unbelievable shit happened every single day.

 

[Angel Martin]

Nah our family and this one Thai Muslim academic (who also lived in our residential compound) were Mutawa contacts.

Why were there landmines in your residential compound?

 

[PogromStallone]

Did this nigga live?

Yeah, last I heard he moved to America and works for Google now.

 

[Not Child.]

Why were there landmines in your residential compound?

Saudi Arabia has landmines?

This was a private compound for ppl associated with the American embassy. There, you have a lil "something" (pissed on breadcrumb) to work with.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I fingerblasted the chink valedictorian while drunk on a school trip in Germany.

 

[Angel Martin]

Saudi Arabia has landmines?

This was a private compound for ppl associated with the American embassy. There, you have a lil "something" (pissed on breadcrumb) to work with.

Hi, Boq!

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

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Anyone recognize that phone model?

Is that a poverty Motorola?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The first time I ever got a touchdown as a linebacker (happened one other time) I spiked the ball reflexively because I was just fucking pumped. You weren't allowed to celebrate so they didn't count it. I had to be dragged away from the fucking cunt ref because I was ready to smoke him in the face with my helmet. I got kicked out of that game and suspended from the next one. I'm not sure how I didn't just get kicked right off the team.

For just spiking the ball is complete BS

 

[Brooke Shields]

Guys can we stop talking about faggy non-USA schools and imaginary saudi schools, those stories don't count. Nothing matches the retarded freedom of American high school.

The star hockey goalie took a slapshot to the chest and died instantly on the ice during a play off game. It was fucking wild. An autopsy revealed he had an undetected congenital heart defect

how'd the backup do? Did you even have one?

 

[RobertMewler]

Some kid broke into my brothers truck and stole my bubbler in 9th grade. Kid was a total douchebag. One night we were at a party and a bong went missing and I told the crazy bitch who’s bong it was that Joey (the same kid) stole it and she went absolutely drunkenly ballistic and flipped shit and ended up sticking the barrel of a 30-30 in his mouth and made him get on his knees in front of everyone. He started blubbering and crying for mercy and I continued to berate him with her and dumped a warm beer right on his head and started mocking him about being a littke bitch. He ended up killing some black kid not long after and is currently doing a long sentence for murder. He might actually be out or getting out really soon. Joey Parrish from Virginia. Total faggot.

What a queer.

Is Killer Joey Parrish Using Facebook From Prison?

Virginia Department of Corrections Launches Investigation

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Some kid broke into my brothers truck and stole my bubbler in 9th grade. Kid was a total douchebag. One night we were at a party and a bong went missing and I told the crazy bitch who’s bong it was that Joey (the same kid) stole it and she went absolutely drunkenly ballistic and flipped shit and ended up sticking the barrel of a 30-30 in his mouth and made him get on his knees in front of everyone. He started blubbering and crying for mercy and I continued to berate him with her and dumped a warm beer right on his head and started mocking him about being a littke bitch. He ended up killing some black kid not long after and is currently doing a long sentence for murder. He might actually be out or getting out really soon. Joey Parrish from Virginia. Total faggot.

I feel bad for ya losing your bubbler. If it was a like 2000-2010 era piece even more so (best unique artwork), I am more into hitting a good bub than a bong due to the smoothness factor.

 

[Guest]

Some kid broke into my brothers truck and stole my bubbler in 9th grade. Kid was a total douchebag. One night we were at a party and a bong went missing and I told the crazy bitch who’s bong it was that Joey (the same kid) stole it and she went absolutely drunkenly ballistic and flipped shit and ended up sticking the barrel of a 30-30 in his mouth and made him get on his knees in front of everyone. He started blubbering and crying for mercy and I continued to berate him with her and dumped a warm beer right on his head and started mocking him about being a littke bitch. He ended up killing some black kid not long after and is currently doing a long sentence for murder. He might actually be out or getting out really soon. Joey Parrish from Virginia. Total faggot.

What’s dat

 

[Guest]

What a queer.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.cbsnews.com/news/is-killer-joey-parrish-using-facebook-from-prison/[/URL]

A good looking white man that appears to have done his part to grow the white race kills a negro, yet you a proud nazi calls him a “queer”?

You’re an odd duck, Mews…