What was the coolest thing that happened when you went to high school?

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Columbine and 9/11

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

at a party freshman year this girl in our friend group was hooking up with this kid in the bathroom from a rival prep school which was known to be mostly Jewish. He had a really jewy name, along the lines of Scott braunstein or something.
A bunch of guys from our school started throwing pennies under the bathroom door.
I forgot how it ended but I remember her saying she was just giving him a handjob. pretty crazy looking back on it.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

U?

Shhhhh

 

[The Arm]

When I was a freshman, a sophomore girl sucked my dick while her mom was upstairs.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When I was 15, Sarah Girling leaned over my desk and I saw about half of a boob and almost died.

 

[Child..]

Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.

spoiling others' fun really is deep in your psyche, right? Sign of a broken person. I'm sorry they didn't accept you.
LOL

 

[The Shah of Iran]

9/11

edit (so I don't get confused with someone else who edits a lot) - @Lamont & Tonelli beat me to it but there's no point deleting the post because it'll just end up right back up here.

 

[Farmer Brown]

spoiling others' fun really is deep in your psyche, right? Sign of a broken person. I'm sorry they didn't accept you.
LOL

Don't be dumb, it's a lie.

You'd have to be a retard in special ed classes to be in high school and believe someone was distilling alcohol in a bathtub.

Or maybe he's calling the Mutawa retarded because they believed him?

 

[TorpidSloth]

spoiling others' fun really is deep in your psyche, right? Sign of a broken person. I'm sorry they didn't accept you.
LOL

Meanwhile every male member and associate of the Saudi royal family is drinking Johnny Walker Blue by the case load and snorting coke off the arse cheeks of drug addicted sex slaves from former Yugoslavia

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.

So you were always a bitchmade tattle tale? In saudi arabia a lowly nigger like yourself holds no power. You are an عبيد, nothing more.

 

[PogromStallone]

Once when were going to have ice skating lessons/play ice hockey during PE as we walked in there was a guy laying on the ice while another guy was stomping on him with his skates. He was real easy to get super mad, sometimes we would get him into a shed and keep the door closed, he would get super angry and basically start throwing himself at the walls. Then we'd open the door and he'd chase us around, legit trying to kill us with shovels and shit.

 

[BUBBLER]

Meanwhile every male member and associate of the Saudi royal family is drinking Johnny Walker Blue by the case load and snorting coke off the arse cheeks of drug addicted sex slaves from former Yugoslavia

Yeah but according to Boq, the Sauds are jews

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The star hockey goalie took a slapshot to the chest and died instantly on the ice during a play off game. It was fucking wild. An autopsy revealed he had an undetected congenital heart defect

 

[Sean Baird]

Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.

So you were a crybully in school too who ran to the teachers for the bit? I would've waited for you outside and held you down and farted on you.

 

[BUBBLER]

Once when were going to have ice skating lessons/play ice hockey during PE as we walked in there was a guy laying on the ice while another guy was stomping on him with his skates. He was real easy to get super mad, sometimes we would get him into a shed and keep the door closed, he would get super angry and basically start throwing himself at the walls. Then we'd open the door and he'd chase us around, legit trying to kill us with shovels and shit.

Did this nigga live?

 

[Child..]

spoiling others' fun really is deep in your psyche, right? Sign of a broken person. I'm sorry they didn't accept you.
LOL

(after I booted him from the server which he didnt have much access in anyway)...Project more.

 

[Child..]

Meanwhile every male member and associate of the Saudi royal family is drinking Johnny Walker Blue by the case load and snorting coke off the arse cheeks of drug addicted sex slaves from former Yugoslavia

Yeah, they're huge hypocrites. They get away with it...while people like this, dont:

William Sampson (author) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[TorpidSloth]

Yeah, they're huge hypocrites. They get away with it...while people like this, dont:

William Sampson (author) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Imagine if he was telling the truth and went through all that because, to the Saudis, all white guys look the same and he was a wrong time, wrong placester

 

[Sean Baird]

Yeah, they're huge hypocrites. They get away with it...while people like this, dont:

William Sampson (author) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You're a huge hypocrite and an ugly faggot