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What was the coolest thing that happened when you went to high school?

Pussymagnetpat

Pussymagnetpat

Wtf is a Boq Legion
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at a party freshman year this girl in our friend group was hooking up with this kid in the bathroom from a rival prep school which was known to be mostly Jewish. He had a really jewy name, along the lines of Scott braunstein or something.
A bunch of guys from our school started throwing pennies under the bathroom door.
I forgot how it ended but I remember her saying she was just giving him a handjob. pretty crazy looking back on it.
 
Not Child.

Not Child.

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Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.
 
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Mass.gov said:
Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.
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spoiling others' fun really is deep in your psyche, right? Sign of a broken person. I'm sorry they didn't accept you.
LOL
 
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LockedHDD__Pot said:
spoiling others' fun really is deep in your psyche, right? Sign of a broken person. I'm sorry they didn't accept you.
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Don't be dumb, it's a lie.

You'd have to be a retard in special ed classes to be in high school and believe someone was distilling alcohol in a bathtub.

Or maybe he's calling the Mutawa retarded because they believed him?
 
JoshMoonDiaperTroon

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Mass.gov said:
Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.
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So you were always a bitchmade tattle tale? In saudi arabia a lowly nigger like yourself holds no power. You are an عبيد, nothing more.
 
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PogromStallone

PogromStallone

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Once when were going to have ice skating lessons/play ice hockey during PE as we walked in there was a guy laying on the ice while another guy was stomping on him with his skates. He was real easy to get super mad, sometimes we would get him into a shed and keep the door closed, he would get super angry and basically start throwing himself at the walls. Then we'd open the door and he'd chase us around, legit trying to kill us with shovels and shit.
 
Angel Martin

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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Mass.gov said:
Don't really have much eventful highschool memories, but in Saudi Arabia I routinely threatened the American kids with sic'ing the Committee of Upholding Virtue and Preventing Vice (Mutawa) because there were rumors their folks were making moonshine i their bathtubs, aswell as having Rikietia style parties in their homes. Good times.
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So you were a crybully in school too who ran to the teachers for the bit? I would've waited for you outside and held you down and farted on you.
 
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According to My Cock

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PogromStallone said:
Once when were going to have ice skating lessons/play ice hockey during PE as we walked in there was a guy laying on the ice while another guy was stomping on him with his skates. He was real easy to get super mad, sometimes we would get him into a shed and keep the door closed, he would get super angry and basically start throwing himself at the walls. Then we'd open the door and he'd chase us around, legit trying to kill us with shovels and shit.
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Did this nigga live?
 
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