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What was Patrick expecting the police to do?

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We'll soon find out if the cops 'stormed in' or not. Methinks Piggy is embellishing that part too. My hope is they politely said they were going to do a sweep just as a precautionary measure (that it's SOP for such calls) to make sure everything's OK but he overreacted to the point where they had no choice but to cuff and restrain him (for their safety) until they were done.
You’re probably not wrong, he’s at best an embellisher, at worst a pathological liar. Nothing would be funnier if they were extremely polite and the pig still freaked out. He absolutely handled that situation wrong, it’s just a matter of how understandable it is that he did.

On a side note, one thing that people haven’t been pointing out with the audio, is it’s significantly more proof of his autism. The way he speaks, is exactly how autistic people do when they’re upset. Completely erratic, because their emotions are controlling them but they still know there’s supposed to be some social decorum. So they go from speaking normally, to screaming, to whimpering, to screaming, to whatever. They can’t process their emotions correctly.
 

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We'll soon find out if the cops 'stormed in' or not. Methinks Piggy is embellishing that part too. My hope is they politely said they were going to do a sweep just as a precautionary measure (that it's SOP for such calls) to make sure everything's OK but he overreacted to the point where they had no choice but to cuff and restrain him (for their safety) until they were done.
Oh Mewler, you’re so eloquent. Run off with me and we’ll start a new podcast in the forest. It’s much easier to get podcast equipment into the forest.
 

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I can't believe some of you really think this wasn't Pat's work.

Can you explain why he would call the police two weeks before to warn them about this? Use your fucking heads
You’re the one not using your head. You’re taking the words of a pathological liar as truth, when it fits the narrative you want it to. The only actual evidence we have of anything is that the cops were called, and Rick sperged out. If Rick wasn’t lying about calling them two weeks ago, why is that so absurd? There’s a good chance he does get some unknown spergs making retarded death threats because they think it’s funny. He called the cops because someone said he’s fat on the internet. It’s not completely inconceivable he would call over a sperg saying they’re going to swat him. I still don’t understand how you know Rick is a complete retard, but you think he’s a criminal mastermind. He couldn’t even vandalize his own house properly, you think he’s going to SWAT himself and get away with it?
 
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You’re the one not using your head. You’re taking the words of a pathological liar as truth, when it fits the narrative you want it to. The only actual evidence we have of anything is that the cops were called, and Rick sperged out. If Rick wasn’t lying about calling them two weeks ago, why is that so absurd? There’s a good chance he does get some unknown spergs making retarded death threats because they think it’s funny. He called the cops because someone said he’s fat on the internet. It’s not completely inconceivable he would call over a sperg saying they’re going to swat him. I still don’t understand how you know Rick is a complete retard, but you think he’s a criminal mastermind. He couldn’t even vandalize his own house properly, you think he’s going to SWAT himself and get away with it?
You’re the one not using your head. You’re taking the words of a pathological liar as truth, when it fits the narrative you want it to. The only actual evidence we have of anything is that the cops were called, and Rick sperged out. If Rick wasn’t lying about calling them two weeks ago, why is that so absurd? There’s a good chance he does get some unknown spergs making retarded death threats because they think it’s funny. He called the cops because someone said he’s fat on the internet. It’s not completely inconceivable he would call over a sperg saying they’re going to swat him. I still don’t understand how you know Rick is a complete retard, but you think he’s a criminal mastermind. He couldn’t even vandalize his own house properly, you think he’s going to SWAT himself and get away with it?
He vandalized his own property and called the police about it. He lied in court. He falsified records. He made a fake account here. He's 6 figures in debt. His wife wasn't at home, magically. He doesn't mention this on Twitter until he's spammed with the audio.

He thought it was going to raise flags at the department and force an investigation. They show up and have no idea who he is. He freaks out and they cuff him. When the women says she'll look into the phone number he just stomps his hooves.

It was Pat. He's obviously not a criminal mastermind. He fucked it up like he fuck up everything he touches.
 

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Ive yet to see anyone here, Kiwi, reddit, twitter or anywhere claim doing it or even hinting at them doing it. The usual MO is plausible deniability while dogwhistling theres a bit about to happen. Theres been none of that. It was the same thing when he vandalized his own vehicles. I made a comment about 2 weeks ago that he was getting desperate and was going to frame us again.

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He vandalized his own property and called the police about it. He lied in court. He falsified records. He made a fake account here. He's 6 figures in debt. His wife wasn't at home, magically. He doesn't mention this on Twitter until he's spammed with the audio.

He thought it was going to raise flags at the department and force an investigation. They show up and have no idea who he is. He freaks out and they cuff him. When the women says she'll look into the phone number he just stomps his hooves.

It was Pat. He's obviously not a criminal mastermind. He fucked it up like he fuck up everything he touches.
First paragraph, all points to the fact he’s a pathological liar. Once again, you’re using a statement from a known liar as proof he did this himself. He also didn’t mention losing to quasi for 6 months. He needs time to figure out his narrative of the situation for max pity points. The cyber stlakers found the audio, so he was forced to release it. He was going to bring it up for dopamine regardless. We just expedited his timeline. Why is Nikki not being home so suspicious? She’s a lesbian, and she lives in Wisconsin. She was probably at her moms cabin licking box.

Rick is an extreme narcissist, why would he put his life in danger to open an investigation that’s already led to no where? He’s retarded sure, but he’s been more than vocal about the risks involved with this shit. He certainly wasn’t unaware. He cares more about himself than his daughter. He’s not going to risk his life to open another investigation that gets nothing. He also knows the phone number leads to no where because he already tried investigating phone numbers. Of course he doesn’t care about it.
 
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First paragraph, all points to the fact he’s a pathological liar. Once again, you’re using a statement from a known liar as proof he did this himself. He also didn’t mention losing to quasi for 6 months. He needs time to figure out his narrative of the situation for max pity points. The cyber stlakers found the audio, so he was forced to release it. He was going to bring it up for dopamine regardless. We just expedited his timeline. Why is Nikki not being home so suspicious? She’s a lesbian, and she lives in Wisconsin. She was probably at her moms cabin licking box.

Rick is an extreme narcissist, why would he put his life in danger to open an investigation that’s already led to no where? He’s retarded sure, but he’s been more than vocal about the risks involved with this shit. He certainly wasn’t unaware. He cares more about himself than his daughter. He’s not going to risk his life to open another investigation that gets nothing. He also knows the phone number leads to no where because he already tried investigating phone numbers. Of course he doesn’t care about it.
Do you know...how many times...I've tried to post to YOOOOUUUUUU to tell you THIS keeps HAPPENING!

FALSE. FUCKING. FAT. until I have proof it wasn't.
 

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Fatrick's stupidity is always going to make any situation he gets into even worse. Even when the swatter gets caught Pat will do something to get him thrown in jail alongside him.

And if you're reading this, you will get caught. The Israeli kid was thousands of miles away, had a wifi antenna stealing wifi long distance AND was using proxies and still got caught. The best thing to do is change your name from Eric Nagel to something less memorable and move to Costa Rica.
 

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Fatrick's stupidity is always going to make any situation he gets into even worse. Even when the swatter gets caught Pat will do something to get him thrown in jail alongside him.

And if you're reading this, you will get caught. The Israeli kid was thousands of miles away, had a wifi antenna stealing wifi long distance AND was using proxies and still got caught. The best thing to do is change your name from Eric Nagel to something less memorable and move to Costa Rica.
Ethan Ralph was swatted what, 2, 3 times in the same day, PPP was swatted, Andy Warski was swatted, Nick Fuentes was swatted, WingsOfRedemption was swatted multiple times, Mr Metokur was swatted, all within the last 2 months and noones ever been caught. I dont condone it and i dont encourage it and i dont do it, but to say “you will get caught” is not correct. Wings is the only one that said police did anything to even attempt to identify the callers and hes a fat liar like Pat so i do not agree with you. I think they CAN if they want, but they dont care to.
 

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My take is that his anger was 100% justified and he was right to call them fucking idiots. Unless he spurred on the situation directly, the cops don't have the right to drag a person out of their hous-- well, half-hovel and put them in handcuffs.
Yeah, they do. They're responding to a shooting. If Pat's the shooter, they need to get him into cuffs and out of the house (and away from any weapons). If he's not the shooter, they need to get him out of the house anyway; and if they're not sure, they need him in cuffs in case he turns out to be the shooter and e.g. grabs a cop's gun.

But they should do the mathematics: there are X amounts of homes per neighbourhood, and there are Y amounts of SWAT calls that absolutely don't require them or were illegitimate.
That's a great way to handle crime. Jeffrey Dahmer's chasing an incoherent, terrified and bleeding 14 year old down the street - what are the odds that he's a serial killer? Just give the kid back to him.

If I'm wrong, fine, but it still infringes your human rights.
We allow the police to infringe on people's human rights for the good of society. That's not just the standard here, it's the standard around the world. Every country in the world allows police to stop people while they're travelling - infringing that human right - and question what they're up to. Every country in the world allows police to handcuff and imprison people.

If Pat had have been living in the most socialist, left-wing country in Scandinavia and the police got a tip-off there was an active shooter in his house he would have been treated the same way; although he'd likely be Baker Acted after his outburst in countries with decent mental healthcare.

The use of force by the state is always going to look ugly, but that doesn't mean it's always wrong.

(You might find Donut Operator's channel useful. He's an ex-SWAT officer who breaks down police incidents, explaining why they act the way they act. You don't have to agree with his politics - I sure as shit don't - but he'll change your mind on police stuff. Wonder why police don't just tase/capstun people? He's got video of a guy holed up in a hotel room with a knife, who shrugs off a couple of tasers, some capstun, and then I think bean-bag round number eight finally slows him enough the police can swarm him. Wonder why cops are so quick to shoot armed bad guys? He's got video of a copy who doesn't, and just follows a suspect down the street until the suspect takes an old guy hostage. How about those Armoured Personnel Carriers that were so controversial after the Ferguson shooting? Etc.)
 

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I can't believe some of you really think this wasn't Pat's work.
I think it was Nikki. Who else knew she'd be out of town, and so Pat wouldn't be able to bring her to the door and show the cops that she was alright?

Can you explain why he would call the police two weeks before to warn them about this? Use your fucking heads
As he states in the audio, he's called them dozens of fucking times about this shit. If he hadn't called them two weeks ago about it then it would have been four weeks or five weeks.
 

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Yeah, they do. They're responding to a shooting. If Pat's the shooter, they need to get him into cuffs and out of the house (and away from any weapons). If he's not the shooter, they need to get him out of the house anyway; and if they're not sure, they need him in cuffs in case he turns out to be the shooter and e.g. grabs a cop's gun.


That's a great way to handle crime. Jeffrey Dahmer's chasing an incoherent, terrified and bleeding 14 year old down the street - what are the odds that he's a serial killer? Just give the kid back to him.


We allow the police to infringe on people's human rights for the good of society. That's not just the standard here, it's the standard around the world. Every country in the world allows police to stop people while they're travelling - infringing that human right - and question what they're up to. Every country in the world allows police to handcuff and imprison people.

If Pat had have been living in the most socialist, left-wing country in Scandinavia and the police got a tip-off there was an active shooter in his house he would have been treated the same way; although he'd likely be Baker Acted after his outburst in countries with decent mental healthcare.

The use of force by the state is always going to look ugly, but that doesn't mean it's always wrong.

(You might find Donut Operator's channel useful. He's an ex-SWAT officer who breaks down police incidents, explaining why they act the way they act. You don't have to agree with his politics - I sure as shit don't - but he'll change your mind on police stuff. Wonder why police don't just tase/capstun people? He's got video of a guy holed up in a hotel room with a knife, who shrugs off a couple of tasers, some capstun, and then I think bean-bag round number eight finally slows him enough the police can swarm him. Wonder why cops are so quick to shoot armed bad guys? He's got video of a copy who doesn't, and just follows a suspect down the street until the suspect takes an old guy hostage. How about those Armoured Personnel Carriers that were so controversial after the Ferguson shooting? Etc.)
The use of force by the state is always wrong. Nice support of communism, stupid.
 
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People who are a hundred times more famous than Pat have been repeatedly swatted recently. The cops can't just assume that it's another swatting because if the call turned out to be legit, the police department could be sued for millions of dollars if they sat on their hands and ignored it. At the very least, they have to go through the motions and that alone is enough to turn Pat into a psycho, which only proves that he could be an actual problem for the cops someday.
 

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When the women says she'll look into the phone number he just stomps his hooves.
hopefully they do track the phone number... back to him!

I doubt they'll be as gullible as his followers.

People who are a hundred times more famous than Pat have been repeatedly swatted recently. The cops can't just assume that it's another swatting because if the call turned out to be legit, the police department could be sued for millions of dollars if they sat on their hands and ignored it. At the very least, they have to go through the motions and that alone is enough to turn Pat into a psycho, which only proves that he could be an actual problem for the cops someday.
Tim Pool got swatted live on-stream, he barely stuttered & continued with his business... then withdrew their rights of access calmly (albeit annoyed) as it was confirmed to be a false call.

Like him or not, Tim Pool's not a fat & angry drunken idiot.

Rick should really calm-down when officials knock on his door, I'd hate to see him arrested just 'cus bailiffs are enforcing a civil matter.
 
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He vandalized his own property and called the police about it. He lied in court. He falsified records. He made a fake account here. He's 6 figures in debt. His wife wasn't at home, magically. He doesn't mention this on Twitter until he's spammed with the audio.

He thought it was going to raise flags at the department and force an investigation. They show up and have no idea who he is. He freaks out and they cuff him. When the women says she'll look into the phone number he just stomps his hooves.

It was Pat. He's obviously not a criminal mastermind. He fucked it up like he fuck up everything he touches.
He needed another swaTTing in the books to be taken seriously. He's deranged.
 

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Do we know what the caller even told the police? There was a shooting? An unstable person with gun?

It could have been someone who genuinely knows the situation with Pat, like one of Niki's relatives. Do we know if she was with them? Maybe he was waving a gun around, talking crazy shit so she left for her safety, high-tailed it to her family and they made the call.

I don't know. I'm just spitballin' here.
 
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