The only topping I've hated were anchovies. That's why pizza is like an asshole: it tastes PFG no matter what's on it.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I'm one of the few pedofag degenerate cocksuckers that actually loves pineapple with ham on my pizza. Don't judge me; I was born this way.
Chorizo can be good too.
Plain cheese, or pepperoni-olive-mushroom, sometimes sosich
Pepperoni, spinach and banana peppers.
Spinach and bacon my dude
I'm all in with da pineapple and ham on pizza brotherman. Perfectly acceptable.
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I'm starving. We got any pepperoni slices back there, Earl?
I love a good Hawaiian slice, but I mostly do Chicken/Sausage with either Mushrooms or Green Peppers. Never had a man shoot a load of jizz into my mouth but I imagine it's similar to eating salty fucking anchovies. Besides anchovies, everything else I've eaten from the ocean has been delicious.
To those of you mentioning sardines
I worked at a busy non-chain pizza shop in a college town for 3 years. I've seen it ordered once, our main cook used the whole can, and I'm pretty sure they were more than 10 years "expired" but it doesn't matter since it's just a fish shaped stick of salt
I worked at a busy non-chain pizza shop in a college town for 3 years. I've seen it ordered once, our main cook used the whole can, and I'm pretty sure they were more than 10 years "expired" but it doesn't matter since it's just a fish shaped stick of salt
Red peppers are always better. Riper and loaded with more nutrients - not that you should care about that on a pizza anyway, but I think they taste better than green.
I don't intake much bread anymore, but a Quattro Formaggi from Imaginarium Trattoria is great. So is prosciutto on pizza, if you haven't had that.
I had my one American fan send me a picture of what you folks call Little Caesars - how the fuck do you all eat that?
I'm not a big little caeser's fan but if you diiiiip it in ranch it's always edible that way.
We don't. The franchise is kept alive by some fat rube in Milwaukee. His name is...Turmlinsen...Porklinstan...something like that.
We also have a real pizza oven so while I obviously prefer a classic NY pizza, pepperoni or maybe a quattro formaggi made with quality ingredients, my kids have had us making all kinds of weird shit they saw on YouTube recently and it’s mostly pretty good to be honest with ya.
When I crave one and have to stick to the diet, Mal has become quite good at making keto pizza dough.
I THINK she uses a mix of cauliflower and psyllium if I remember, then loads it with wonderful aged cheeses, a homemade tomato or Alfredo cream sauce, and delicious fresh meats and vegetables. No pineapple - not gay or anything, I just don't like it.
She never eats it of course, because she can burn off bread and eat a real pizza, the lucky minx. Not half bad though.
Little Caesar's is fucked and barely considered food by anyone. I think people mostly get it for their kids because it's cheap and you don't have to wait for it.
Fuck that's frightening. I told him the cheese didn't even look real.
He replied "I'm pretty sure it isn't."
