What is your favorite and least favorite bodily function?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Best: good shit when you gotta go and are on your own turf. Also a gold stretch when you wake up.

Worst: a soupy shit when you’re not on home turf / puking.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

WWAW ripping a nice fawkin fart mid-stream right after you wake up

 

[Chive Turkey]

Cramp is the worst bodily function. I have broken bones that hurt less than cramp in your foot that basically makes you completely freeze up in agony

I had cramp in my neck once. Worst pain I've ever felt and I've been hit by a fucking car.

 

[bumbum8]

Best (that hasn't already been mentioned) waking up after being sick for a few days and knowing that you are over it and feeling better. The full breathing, no fever feeling.

Worst: Everything your dumb body does to protect itself while sick.

 

[guest]

@chocolatehellhole's favorite bodily function:

-eating shit

 

[chocolatehellhole]

(not bluetooth, fuck that emf)

Retard alert! You ever think about the sun?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

@chocolatehellhole's favorite bodily function:

-eating shit

I prefer shitting into mouths that deserve it

 

[aRTie02150]

Farts are awesome because they often provide relief and can often make you laugh. Even your own can make you laugh when you're by yourself.

I'll never forget I was dating some Salvadoran chick in my 20s and we were in bed and she gave me a nudge and asked if I was awake and I let loose what sounded like a foghorn being launched into the air. She laughed and it made me laugh. It didn't smell or anything. Probably the best timed fart I ever pulled off.