I love to fart.
I hate to sneeze.
I hate to sneeze.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What is your favorite and least favorite bodily function?
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Farting and burping are fun.
Heart attacks not so much.
Heart attacks not so much.
I hate being depressed
I like cold showers
I like cold showers
Living
Dying
Dying
Laughing and crying
Hate pissing
Love shitting
Love shitting
I enjoy a good sneeze but only when you can let it fly without covering your face and there is nobody around. I dont sneeze a bunch in a row so its usually one or two good power sneezes.
I dont like puking.
I dont like puking.
Worst = Dry heaving/puking bile
Best = peeling off scab
Best = peeling off scab
Subhuman
Favourite: cumming
Worst: coughing
Worst: coughing
I wanna cum like taking a piss!
I like blinking.
A good long piss when you have been dying to go is pretty good as is a nice healthy shit.
Cramp is the worst bodily function. I have broken bones that hurt less than cramp in your foot that basically makes you completely freeze up in agony
Cramp is the worst bodily function. I have broken bones that hurt less than cramp in your foot that basically makes you completely freeze up in agony
You shouldn’t mock other cultures food.
I hate pain
I like whatever happens when you get injected with Dilaudid
I like whatever happens when you get injected with Dilaudid
I gave myself an almost Tomlinson-esque injury the other day coughing while moving something in the workshop - something in my side felt like it tore.
I'm embarressed but at least I didn't end-up on the floor waiting for a fucking dyke to come home.
best:
digestive track- thanks bb for letting me eat donuts and beer and enchiladas and wake up the next day feeling like 100 grand
ear canal acoustics- You can listen to headphones (not bluetooth, fuck that emf) all day for years and have normal hearing if you keep the volume under 160 decibels. amazing
worst:
-circadian rhythm- going to bed at 11 pm expected to get 9 hrs and waking up at 4am-- and you're up and at em. gay fucking shit
-taint hair- There is no use for this. the body should adapt to modern cultural beauty standards so I don't get dingeberrys and have to shower.
best/worst:
olfactory nerves: I hate the smell of africans or pajeets in an elevator (had this yday) but love da primal lust that a woman's pheremones give off after a a nice sweat- anything better than licking a chick's stomach with da lil happy trail hairs after sweaty sex? if ykyk
digestive track- thanks bb for letting me eat donuts and beer and enchiladas and wake up the next day feeling like 100 grand
ear canal acoustics- You can listen to headphones (not bluetooth, fuck that emf) all day for years and have normal hearing if you keep the volume under 160 decibels. amazing
worst:
-circadian rhythm- going to bed at 11 pm expected to get 9 hrs and waking up at 4am-- and you're up and at em. gay fucking shit
-taint hair- There is no use for this. the body should adapt to modern cultural beauty standards so I don't get dingeberrys and have to shower.
best/worst:
olfactory nerves: I hate the smell of africans or pajeets in an elevator (had this yday) but love da primal lust that a woman's pheremones give off after a a nice sweat- anything better than licking a chick's stomach with da lil happy trail hairs after sweaty sex? if ykyk