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I know this is old news but I've been on a UFO bender after watching The Phenomenon.
The tic tac UFO has been on my mind for a couple days.
What do you guys think it really is?
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Look into how many former government agents, extremely high up with classified documents, became whistleblowers on the dangers of UFO’s and how the Gov was either covering it up or not doing enough to pay attention to it. Unironically the reason they will never disclose these things to the public are two reasons:
1.) If the US managed to capture one of these downed “vehicles” it would no doubt attempt to reverse engineer it. This would set off another “nuclear arms race” but with extraterrestrial tech.
2.) If the US came out and said “Yes there are beings that don’t follow our rules of physics. We can’t always see them. They seemingly toy with and observe us. No we don’t know what they are but they are thousands of years more advanced than us” it would break peoples brains.
Is that what it probably is, stupid?I don’t think it’s aliens but it’s probably some offshoot advanced civilization from the future thats warping in and out of the universe we perceive.
How long before the first atomic bomb were we even flying planes? You are very dumb.Why did UFO sightings increase after the use of the first atomic bomb?
You are retardedMost likely unmanned drones that exist in the sea or another dimension outside of the one we see
"Look into".. how about you list a few?Look into how many former government agents, extremely high up with classified documents, became whistleblowers on the dangers of UFO’s and how the Gov was either covering it up or not doing enough to pay attention to it.
and not even en vogue or viral...UFO being extraterrestials was a domestic psyop for the later half of the 20th century. If you are hung up on UFOs alien abductions etc in 2023...well, you might aswell also believe in Bigfoot (another domestic psyop)fake and jewish
You just figured this out?You are retarded
More for this..So so so so so you’re saying believing UFO’s are interdimensional sea drones makes me retarded?
"Why did aerial bombings increase at the same time airplanes were developed?" You are the dumbest person alive, probably don't even know what UFO stands for.Why did UFO sightings increase after the use of the first atomic bomb?
Ok ok i’ll address this point seriously. My point was this: UFO’s have been spotted since antiquity. They were spotted more frequently after the invention of the plane and they were spotted even more frequently after we started traveling to space and testing lunar landers on Earth. That’s obviously not a coincidence: Retards see something unidentified in the sky and conclude it’s aliens when it’s a weather balloon. There’s more shit in the sky to be “unidentified” with the introduction of planes. My point with the atomic bomb shit is that many ufologists (ewww) believe there’s a connection between dropping the atomic bomb and the increased frequency of UFO sightings, with UFO’s being spotted over nuclear bases and shit."Why did aerial bombings increase at the same time airplanes were developed?" You are the dumbest person alive, probably don't even know what UFO stands for.
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