What is the worst Stallone movie?

[guest]

You can count the number of decent movies he's made on one hand. Schwarzenegger was way better and took himself less seriously.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

You can count the number of decent movies he's made on one hand. Schwarzenegger was way better and took himself less seriously.

Are you sure? The first 5 Rocky movies were all good. That's already one hand.

 

[guest]

Are you sure? The first 5 Rocky movies were all good. That's already one hand.

Rocky 2, 4 and 5 were shit. 3 was OK, one was pretty good, although dated and corny.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Stop or my mom will shoot

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Rocky 2, 4 and 5 were shit. 3 was OK, one was pretty good, although dated and corny.

2 was weak plot-wise and 4 had the same issues but the fight action didn't disappoint. 5 was cool because Tommy Morrison wasn't acting, that's really based on his life. Kinda made the Creed movies unnecessary if you ask me, because he already did that story line with Tommy Morrison. I did enjoy the first Creed movie so that could replace at least one of the corny originals on the list. Rocky Balboa had a solid story too, but the fight at the end was the worst in the series.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Rocky 2, 4 and 5 were shit. 3 was OK, one was pretty good, although dated and corny.

If not for Rocky IV we'd all be speaking Russian.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I know people love it, but I remember seeing Demolition Man on TV when I was a kid and thinking that it was one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. It's probably not as bad as I remember it, I probably just didn't get it because I was young. However, I remember telling my dad I just saw it and thought it was retarded and he was like "Yeah, it's stupid."

Never seen't it, but that video game was hard as shit

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I’ll be honest, I’m a huge fan of Stallone and I think I like him way better than Arnold, who I also really like. People seem to not like Cliffhanger and Daylight and I love those movies.

I can’t stand Jean Claude van Dam though, although I do enjoy Street Fighter

I saw Street Fighter when I was like 8 and was like "this is gay"

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

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His SNL episode was good. "he used to work at the Orange Julias in this location but it closed and he never left. When we came to open the computer store he came out holding a cup of nails and asked us if we wanted an Orange Julias"

 

[johnnynoname]

anyone who criticizes Rocky IV is obviously doing so just to be "edge"

 

[CuntFucker .]

I wanna see the arm wrestling movie

 

[guest]

You can count the number of decent movies he's made on one hand. Schwarzenegger was way better and took himself less seriously.

Total Recall, Terminator and Predator are all better than anything Stallone ever did. Stallone had some good ones, but he seemed to think he wasn't a muscle dummy where Arnold leans into it. Plus he got to share the screen with The Governor

Their later filmographies both seem equally shitty.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I wanna see the arm wrestling movie

I want TO arm wrestle a movie!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

 

[johnnynoname]

stallone wanted to beat up Bobcat Goldwaithe because he brought up this movie

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

stallone wanted to beat up Bobcat Goldwaithe because he brought up this movie

And he was scared of Bobcat, so he didn't try, or?

 

[guest]

Total Recall, Terminator and Predator are all better than anything Stallone ever did. Stallone had some good ones, but he seemed to think he wasn't a muscle dummy where Arnold leans into it. Plus he got to share the screen with The Governor

Their later filmographies both seem equally shitty.

I'd argue that every movie Arnie made from Conan the Barbarian to End of Days was at the least watchable and at best great. You have a few stinkers in there - Red Sonja, Junior, Batman and Robin - but there a lot of great, entertaining movies in that 17 year stretch, and a few outright iconic ones too. First Conan, Terminator, Predator, Total Recall, T2 and True Lies all rule. Commando, Running Man, Twins, Kindergarten Cop, Jingle All The Way, Eraser, End of Days all entertaining

 

[johnnynoname]

And he was scared of Bobcat, so he didn't try, or?

the story was in "Meat bob"...stallone threatened to beat up bobcat because he talked about a scene where stallone was beating his meat or something

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Demolition man was great for 15 year olds who could get the ham-handed Huxley reference since they were reading it in English class that year. For adults though it’s corny horseshit.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

“It’s like a switch.”

Is it?

“I feel like a truck.”

Do ya?