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What is the worst Stallone movie?

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Where my Oscar niggas at?
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I know people love it, but I remember seeing Demolition Man on TV when I was a kid and thinking that it was one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. It's probably not as bad as I remember it, I probably just didn't get it because I was young. However, I remember telling my dad I just saw it and thought it was retarded and he was like "Yeah, it's stupid."
 

Cuphead

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I know people love it, but I remember seeing Demolition Man on TV when I was a kid and thinking that it was one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. It's probably not as bad as I remember it, I probably just didn't get it because I was young. However, I remember telling my dad I just saw it and thought it was retarded and he was like "Yeah, it's stupid."
I liked Demolition Man. It's not one of his best, but far from his worst.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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I’ll be honest, I’m a huge fan of Stallone and I think I like him way better than Arnold, who I also really like. People seem to not like Cliffhanger and Daylight and I love those movies.

I can’t stand Jean Claude van Dam though, although I do enjoy Street Fighter
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I’ll be honest, I’m a huge fan of Stallone and I think I like him way better than Arnold, who I also really like. People seem to not like Cliffhanger and Daylight and I love those movies.

I can’t stand Jean Claude van Dam though, although I do enjoy Street Fighter
Van Damme is a fruit. Do some more yoga poses, badass.

Apparently he was a complete coked out piece of shit during Street Fighter and ruined everyone's experience working on it. Raul Julia was dying of stomach cancer and he was a consummate professional and great to everyone. He had to waste some of the last months of his life away from his family, getting fucked around by some splits-doing queer on the set of a shitty movie.
 
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I'm sure he has worse ones but Tango and Cash was really bad. A good bad movie to make fun of with friends, but just overall dogshit with really bad acting. Stallone is too dumb to pull off "witty" one-liners.

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Queefer Sutherland

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Van Damme is a fruit. Do some more yoga poses, badass.

Apparently he was a complete coked out piece of shit during Street Fighter and ruined everyone's experience working on it. Raul Julia was dying of stomach cancer and he was a consummate professional and great to everyone. He had to waste some of the last months of his life away from his family, getting fucked around by some splits-doing queer on the set of a shitty movie.

He was partying with Stallone when Sly lived in Florida and was drunk and coked out of his mind when he noticed Steven Seagal at a party. He challenged him to a fight right there and Seagal ran out the door and drove home. Van Damme tried to chase him but Sly stopped from doing so.
 

johnnynoname

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I just came in here to see all the people who are about to defend "COBRA" thinking they're the only ones who know that it's an awesome movie



WE HEARD YOU


The train on the "Cobra is an underrated gem" train left the station decades ago....SHUT THE FUCK UP
 
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