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You receive 72 child brides as long as you follow the teachings of Poohammad
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What do you think happens when you die?
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Hoes cryin’ wishin the boy would crack em open one last time.
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I was at a funeral 2 weeks ago and it's all I could think about. I'm pretty sure it's just over. I also decided to work less and quit smoking. Two weeks later, just finished a 52 hour week and am ripping a cig right now. Life's short bbbbbboys
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I'm not sure, but one of the things I don't get about Christianity, or people who think it's a "cope" to imagine an afterlife, is that eternal anything is fucking horrifying to me, even if it's eternity in Heaven.
That's how they try to sell religion to you. "You don't have to die! You get eternity in Heaven!" but I don't want that... scary shit.
That's how they try to sell religion to you. "You don't have to die! You get eternity in Heaven!" but I don't want that... scary shit.
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If you actually enjoyed living you wouldn't mind doing it forever.
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I enjoy it but to do it forever is psychologically horrifying. Reminds me of when you're on LSD and you have the bad thoughts of "what if this trip lasts forever". Even though you enjoy tripping, that thought is pure terror.
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Well, it's kind of besides the point as regards Christianity. We don't have a choice on whether we live forever - just how.
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I attempted suicide three years ago. You absolutely do see flashbacks of your life. Places, people and events long forgotten. Perhaps your brain unlocks memories previously locked up.
But your soul absolutely is immortal. I can only remember flashes of it now, but I have zero doubts of the existence of God.
Your soul is what comprises "you" - your personality. Everything else is mechanical like automaton.
I don't know if you go automatically to hell. That seems to render the Final Judgement moot. I know that there's a theory that all departed souls go to a place called Paradise, until their eternal destination is decided at the Final Judgement. It's possible.
Purgatory is a lie perpetuated by the Catholic Church in order to obtain gain.
But your soul absolutely is immortal. I can only remember flashes of it now, but I have zero doubts of the existence of God.
Your soul is what comprises "you" - your personality. Everything else is mechanical like automaton.
I don't know if you go automatically to hell. That seems to render the Final Judgement moot. I know that there's a theory that all departed souls go to a place called Paradise, until their eternal destination is decided at the Final Judgement. It's possible.
Purgatory is a lie perpetuated by the Catholic Church in order to obtain gain.
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Glad you're still with us, brotherman.
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Thanks bruthaman. I am in a better place now.
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I once took too much acid and started pondering every stupid mistake, flaw and failure in my life, for what seemed like hours and hours, and I wondered if I was just broken and stuck like that forever. Then I looked at the clock and one minute had passed since I'd last checked. It was terrifying.
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You think that when you die you go to Heaven? You come to us!
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If I have to be a ghost I'm going to haunt my wife's vagina and cockblock her from beyond.
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What if you don't have a personality? Asking for a friend.
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I've said something similar to my wife. I told her i will do Paranormal Activity style hauntings on her if she fucks another dude. I will pull her out of bed and drag her ass down the hallway.
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First, the funeral home picks up your corpse, then uses it to extort your family and or friends by charging them thousands of dollars to dispose of it properly. Then your family and friends go through your accumulated shit. They take what they want (or what you specified), they sell the rest to strangers at a tawdry yard sale, and whatever's left they throw into a dumpster. Everyone acts all sad for a while, then life goes on, and they all slowly forget about you, as you aren't around anymore. Within a generation or two, if you're lucky, it's as if you never even existed at all.
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Ever try to power on a TV or computer that isn't plugged in? That's what happens.