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My teacher really motherfucked me on the handwriting. I used to switch my pen hand when I was learning to write and even though I favored my left that cunt Mrs Morris forced me to be a righty so I didn't smudge my work. Then the rest of my teachers wondered why my handwriting was so disgusting and made me use triangular pencils for retards instead of just saying "try with your left".My handwriting is nuclear grade disgusting.
Before I entered middle school my mom tried to actively unfuck it. At the end of the school year I was surprised to find out it worked because I got a paper back from the very beginning that you could actually read but over time I devolved into my native handwriting. I don't know what I did. I was in middle school so presumably I was writing all the time.
What are you, 30?What about shit hand writing that's basically a personal form of cursive?
Yes, they now make and sell coloring books for adults. I blame the “painting with a twist” or whatever they call those wine and paint by numbers nights.
I got a buddy who works in manufacturing that works 3 12s and gets paid for 40 hours for working that shift. I'd do that in a heartbeat. I regularly worked 13-15 hours anyway when I was in da food businessMy birthday falls on my regular day off this year, but my work started this thing where we get PTO for it and I haven't taken time off since August, so I'm fawken taking a day. It'll end up being 4-5 days off. 12 hour shifts are gay.
My ex gave me a Funko Pop as a gift once. I broke up with her.
You haven’t had a day off since August? What the fuck do you do?My birthday falls on my regular day off this year, but my work started this thing where we get PTO for it and I haven't taken time off since August, so I'm fawken taking a day. It'll end up being 4-5 days off. 12 hour shifts are gay.
My ex gave me a Funko Pop as a gift once. I broke up with her.
Yeah I’m glad it died out, it was so lame and I bet made a lot of women believe they’re a great artist and wasted money on painting supplies. MM Schill is still doing it and expects people to pay her hundreds of dollars for it. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what inspired that fat Florida fake Asian dope.Goddamnit that was such an awful trend. Wife has a stack of those worthless paintings in our storage unit.
“Well what if the kids want them” they don’t care about a beach that you & 12 other cunts painted at Melissa’s bachelorette party.
I think he means that he hasn’t used vacation time or a sick day since August.You haven’t had a day off since August? What the fuck do you do?
'memba string art? For two solid years, you could just show up with a piece of firewood straight off the planer and a handful of finishing nails, all sins instantly forgiven.Yeah I’m glad it died out, it was so lame and I bet made a lot of women believe they’re a great artist and wasted money on painting supplies. MM Schill is still doing it and expects people to pay her hundreds of dollars for it. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what inspired that fat Florida fake Asian dope.
gee thanks buddy! Yeah, I know that’s what he was saying….Thats an insane amount of time to not take a personal day unless he just started working there and is under some type of conditional period.I think he means that he hasn’t used vacation time or a sick day since August.
The only appropriate breakfast is coffee and a cigaretteHow about anything for breakfast is for pussy ass faggots? A real man wouldn't break his fast, he'd just get up and head to the jobsite.
It's perfectly fine to enjoy chicken tenders as an adult. Who can say no to these Nashville-style hot tenders from Dave's?Eating chicken tenders as a grown man.
Women don't countWhere do you work that grown adults do that?
All in wit da Nashville hotIt's perfectly fine to enjoy chicken tenders as an adult. Who can say no to these Nashville-style hot tenders from Dave's?
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However, if you refer to them as "tendies," then you're a certifiable faggot.
Personally, I take a mental health day every Monday and by Thursday I’m out with Covid. You can never be too careful.gee thanks buddy! Yeah, I know that’s what he was saying….Thats an insane amount of time to not take a personal day unless he just started working there and is under some type of conditional period.
My mom does that but it's on purpose. She can write legibly if she needs to but if she's taking notes she writes in these retarded little squiggles that she can read but no one else can.What about shit hand writing that's basically a personal form of cursive?
Killswitch Engage is a band for highschool girls who pretend to like metal because their boyfriends do.Listening to heavy metal music
To my dearest Abe,My mom does that but it's on purpose. She can write legibly if she needs to but if she's taking notes she writes in these retarded little squiggles that she can read but no one else can.
Your mom wrote me a letter saying that her and your father discuss how your flow isn't dope and you're a shitty golfer.To my dearest Abe,
Please pick out the tuna bones.
Sincerely,
Your mother
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