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Abso fucking lutely. The fuck is up with that shit?Energy drinks.
But hobbies? Really? "That guy's such a child, he has interests other than work, food, and Young Sheldon"
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Abso fucking lutely. The fuck is up with that shit?Energy drinks.
Energy drinks are for faggots who want fruity sugary slop and can’t stand to drink a real mans upper - Coffee.Eating chicken tenders as a grown man.
Energy drinks.
Instant gratification shit / hobbies.
Shit handwriting / inability to write in cursive.
No, child, thaT diD noT occuR.Abso fucking lutely. The fuck is up with that shit?
But hobbies? Really? "That guy's such a child, he has interests other than work, food, and Young Sheldon"
you mothafu....Recording yourself rapping
Lol loseryou mothafu....
My handwriting is nuclear grade disgusting.Shit handwriting / inability to write in cursive.
Adort coloring books are inferior to doodling even if you're shit at it like I am.You actually colored books? They made us do that in rehab. I refused and wasn't allowed my phonecalls.
Unsweeted ketchup (why isn't that the default?) is PFG.Ketchup IS for children.
Skateboarding is for children? You’ve gone too fuckin far, NiggerMan!Brodozer lifted trucks or lowered cars. Niggered up dope boy cars. Crotch rocket motorcycles. Skateboards and one-wheels. And doodle-fag tattoos.
i like sugar and i like tea but i dont like niggers no sireSugar in tea
If you have to sign a waiver to buy it then there’s a zero percent chance that you enjoy the flavor. It’s like wearing shorts when it’s 10 degrees below zero. No one is impressed that you can tough it out.Prioritizing excessive heat over flavor in hot sauces. Take a bullet if you want to look tough, nobody thinks you're cool for dumping Dave's Insanity all over your food. This is kinda lame, but all the good ones have been mentioned already.
So all rehabs are the same huh? When we had arts and crafts I just went the fuck to sleepYou actually colored books? They made us do that in rehab. I refused and wasn't allowed my phonecalls.
I am down to make fun of Star Wars and its stupid fans anytime, anywhere.Star Wars. God help me if I ever date another man who loves that shit.
I'm the only person I know under the age of 70 who writes in cursive. People act like it's a faggy trait I have. My printing looks like a retard did it and my cursive is perfect.Eating chicken tenders as a grown man.
Energy drinks.
Instant gratification shit / hobbies.
Shit handwriting / inability to write in cursive.
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