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What are the worst popular phrases / slangs people use?

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It's very good = That's phat
I like that a lot = That shit is bangin
I agree = Word
Something that happened in 1995 = Nine pound
I don't believe you want to fight me = You don't wanna chuck 'em
Do you have the money that you owe me? = Seperatin mines from yowz, punc!
Sorry, but my money's running low = Man, I'm shorter than a stubby midget, with bof his legs chopped off.

I speak jive still but I live in an urban setting. The best thing to do when the tall cottons get uppity is to call them "stupid." Because that's a HUGE compliment in the black community. In fact, next time you see a negro go up to him and say "My brother, you look like a complete idiot to me." And they'll all love you because that's how they talk in black neighborhoods.
 

Treat Yourself

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Anything niggers say
Add on to that anyone who talks like a nigger and refuses to conjugate verbs. "[x] be like", etc.

This is an old one but it's persistent: I hate when ESLs use "u" in place of "you". This isn't the 90s or early 2000s and text isn't at a premium anymore. Learn the language or go back to talking to other brown people.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Add on to that anyone who talks like a nigger and refuses to conjugate verbs. "[x] be like", etc.

This is an old one but it's persistent: I hate when ESLs use "u" in place of "you". This isn't the 90s or early 2000s and text isn't at a premium anymore. Learn the language or go back to talking to other brown people.
I remember this trashy white girl I knew that would spell you as “yu”, she got knocked a couple times by some big fat N person. Her parents were thrilled.
 
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