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What are the basics I need to know for buying smart outfits?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I looked the reference up and he looks like a vagrant, the nice old ones with suits and not the stabby new drug addict nigger ones. Still a vagrant though.
IT'S BECAUSE HE WAS DIRTY FROM THE FUCKING CAR ACCIDENT AND THE ENSUING MAD DASH ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO FIND A DEAD MAN'S TREASURE YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THE CAPTAIN'S HAT AND BLAZER IS THE LOOK YOU'RE GOING FOR AND YOU'RE TOO GODDAMNED BLIND TO SEE IT! FUCK! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU!
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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You misunderstood, but your advice was “be as cool as me” and I’m obviously not,
ahh man, don't say that!

I have a burning insecurity in my soul half the time, & the other half I feel like I'm faking-it... I can only appreciate it in retrospect.
It's hard to explain, but I sure don't walk around thinking I'm 'some cool guy', maybe the insecurity is so ingrained & deep that I can just be numb to it, & maybe seem cool?
 

NoBacon

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ahh man, don't say that!

I have a burning insecurity in my soul half the time, & the other half I feel like I'm faking-it... I can only appreciate it in retrospect.
It's hard to explain, but I sure don't walk around thinking I'm 'some cool guy', maybe the insecurity is so ingrained & deep that I can just be numb to it, & maybe seem cool?

I don’t know if the photo is loading but it’s fonzi


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NoBacon

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Good thread idea. Glad you made it instead of me, so people would click it.

I'm not sure if i should be dressing better at work (tucked in shirt etc) or rockin' more flamboyant stuff like tommy vercetti and fully rock it.

My happy place is just normcore or quirky hipster knitted stuff.

I have no idea how to dress smartly / smart casually.
 

NoBacon

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how do I get my hair to slick back like that? No products work. No tutorials on YouTube work. Kikes.

My hair isn’t that bad but it’s definitely not slick back thick anymore, when I do that it’s harrowing in harsh lightning like elevators and you can see all your scalp because it’s slicked back with product. No, it’s mop top or crew cut from now on.
 
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My happy place is just normcore or quirky hipster knitted stuff.

I have no idea how to dress smartly / smart casually.
I went to a clothing store and found the perfect pair of pants. I asked for two of those. The cunt working there put a different type of pants in the bag as the second one (stretchy, static-electricity inducing material that make me look retarded). Worthless whores make dressing even more difficult. I would've noticed but I hate clothes shopping so I went when drunk.
 

NoBacon

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I went to a clothing store and found the perfect pair of pants. I asked for two of those. The cunt working there put a different type of pants in the bag as the second one (stretchy, static-electricity inducing material that make me look retarded). Worthless whores make dressing even more difficult. I would've noticed but I hate clothes shopping so I went when drunk.

She’s asking for a beating, damn shame ya can’t hit ‘em anymore.
 
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