What are the basics I need to know for buying smart outfits?

[NoBacon]

When I see the picture I can hear the music perfectly in my head

DUN DUN

This is the plaintiff, Joseph Cooomiaaa

Humongous racist

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Post pic w face blurred out

are we at a point where you disbelieve I'm wearing shitty clothes?

I might do, but I've a weird & long day... I probably wont

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

At minimum, you should have black leather shoes, black leather belt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, black suit for formal occasions, and brown/blue/gray suit for all others. You should also have an overcoat for inclement weather when wearing your suit. Any sports jackets or suits need to be tailored. Save the measurements. Get slacks and collared shirts for casual. Start from there and you can see what you like and get different patterns/colors.

 

[DominusOdium]

Wearing women’s suits is probably trendy now.

Not only did he not know, nobody told him.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

At minimum, you should have black leather shoes, black leather belt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, black suit for formal occasions, and brown/blue/gray suit for all others. You should also have an overcoat for inclement weather when wearing your suit. Any sports jackets or suits need to be tailored. Save the measurements. Get slacks and collared shirts for casual. Start from there and you can see what you like and get different patterns/colors.

 

[JebJoh]

Just add a sport coat over your sleeveless Airborne shirt and you can't go wrong. If anyone comments, just tell them you were getting fitted for your casket.

 

[JebJoh]

At minimum, you should have black leather shoes, black leather belt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, black suit for formal occasions, and brown/blue/gray suit for all others. You should also have an overcoat for inclement weather when wearing your suit. Any sports jackets or suits need to be tailored. Save the measurements. Get slacks and collared shirts for casual. Start from there and you can see what you like and get different patterns/colors.

So you are saying, wait for someone his size to die and go to the goodwill near their house?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just do the Milton Berle thing. I already answered your question perfectly. Everyone else is just lying to you. The captain's hat gives the impression that you have a yacht. If you feel you need neckwear, go with a nice ascot.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

You can't buy style, it's how you rock it

Rock it, bro!

 

[NoBacon]

At minimum, you should have black leather shoes, black leather belt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, black suit for formal occasions, and brown/blue/gray suit for all others. You should also have an overcoat for inclement weather when wearing your suit. Any sports jackets or suits need to be tailored. Save the measurements. Get slacks and collared shirts for casual. Start from there and you can see what you like and get different patterns/colors.

Good reply, thanks.

I knew I’d have to wait for the manlet/Joe Cumia posts to stop before a good answer came through

 

[JebJoh]

Good reply, thanks.

I knew I’d have to wait for the manlet/Joe Cumia posts to stop before a good answer came through

You have to admit, the captain's hat answer made it all worth the wait

 

[NoBacon]

You have to admit, the captain's hat answer made it all worth the wait

When I saw @McGowan6 comment first I was hopeful of an immediate good reply, I assume he has a different coloured three piece tuxedo for every day of the week or depending on which type of fork he needs for that evenings supper.

 

[guest]

When I saw @McGowan6 comment first I was hopeful of an immediate good reply, I assume he has a different coloured three piece tuxedo for every day of the week or depending on which type of fork he needs for that evenings supper.

Pleased to disappoint.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

The captain's hat gives the impression that you have a yacht

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The last known photo of Mr. Pot before being swallowed by a whale.

 

[Harry Powell]

What a cad, wearing such a hat at a rakish angle. What’s he gonna do next?!

 

[NoBacon]

Pleased to disappoint.

It is very disappointing. Be more like Scrooge mcduck

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Post pic w face blurred out

I did one with a captain's hat, but why would I post a picture of me wearing shit clothes... my point was that it's the swagger that counts, & that wont convey in a pic so all I'd be doing is posting a pic of me looking like shit.
To quote oldschool reddit: 'OP is a retard', he really didn't get my genuine angle or care for it... & calling people manlets; he admitted he's 5'9, I'm about the same, so he should calm down.

 

[NoBacon]

I did one with a captain's hat, but why would I post a picture of me wearing shit clothes... my point was that it's the swagger that counts, & that wont convey in a pic so all I'd be doing is posting a pic of me looking like shit.
To quote oldschool reddit: 'OP is a retard', he really didn't get my genuine angle or care for it... & calling people manlets; he admitted he's 5'9, I'm about the same, so he should calm down.

You misunderstood, but your advice was “be as cool as me” and I’m obviously not, so it was shit advice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I gave the best advice in the whole thread and I get fucked off like I'm some sorta jerk.