What are one or two jobs that you could never do?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I wouldn’t want to be a line cook again. Not that it’s beneath me or anything. Just it was a lot of stress for not nearly enough money and a young guy’s gig. Permanent string of available pussy though.

That’s a good one and all your fellow cooks either don’t care or take themselves way too seriously.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm terrified of heights but I do a lot of roofs if they're not crazy high and not a crazy pitch. I'm just always scared that I'm going to trip over my own stupid feet, fall off and die.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Idk I would absolutely love to be a teacher. I understand you get paid shit and kids are little fuckheads but you’re teaching the next generation. I think about my experiences at school and i only had 1-2 teachers who i genuinely liked and taught me valuable shit, but thats all i needed. And it would be awesome to have that same impact on people that they had on me.

I’m with the fruity guy on this one

Yeah I agree that it’s definitely a job that you gotta love to do and god bless anyone who does it well, but that’s not for me.

 

[CQ Beans]

That’s a good one and all your fellow cooks either don’t care or take themselves way too seriously.

Fair enough. We’re not all Floyd from Waiting…

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fair enough. We’re not all Floyd from Waiting…

Great movie.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Did the undertaker thing. Its not bad. They're already dead. I couldn't be an EMT, trying to hold some guy's skull together on the side of the road, screaming about his kids, smeared along the asphalt.

Or prison guard. Why would I want to spend eight-hour days breathing in the smells of incarcerated black men?

 

[Random username]

Anything to do with niggers is a big pass.

 

[Dog Eater]

Being a teacher would suck. Gotta deal with a lot of bullshit for not much money.

The teachers are the real heroes.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I wouldn’t want to be a line cook again. Not that it’s beneath me or anything. Just it was a lot of stress for not nearly enough money and a young guy’s gig. Permanent string of available pussy though.

Did you ever have to make a chop CHEE

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Oncologist or kindergarten teacher.

Specifically pediatric oncologist just watching kids die all day long

On the flip side that's probably what kindergarten teachers dream about

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

The person(s) who actually offered Jim & Sam new contracts.