What are one or two jobs that you could never do?

[Peckas]

Anything Manual labor related

 

[Phish]

Things that scare the shit out of @Peckas:

And hes not even afraid of heights!!

 

[aRTie02150]

Things that scare the shit out of @Peckas:

And hes not even afraid of heights!!

I immediately thought this was the one that someone photoshopped Jim on his cellphone into.

Fawk that was a good bit and I made some really good ones.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Underwater welder, undertaker seeing burned and mutilated bodies would wreck me, especially kids.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Janitor, people are cunts and spray their shit and piss everywhere
"You need to clean this"
Lol no bother

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I immediately thought this was the one that someone photoshopped Jim on his cellphone into.

Fawk that was a good bit and I made some really good ones.

Jim Norton thru time is one of our greatest bits

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Surgeon of any kind. I couldn’t cut anybody open and then the pressure of having to get it right or else you might fuck someone up permanently would be too much.

Would absolutely hate to be a beat cop. Dealing with low level junkies, thieves, gang bangers, whatever. Would be having shitty day after shitty day.

 

[Not bad]

There’s a lot of jobs that I’d be willing to do if starting in my teens like a brick layer or a roofer. Now though? Fuck anything that fucks up your body.

My brother is a carpenter and already has fucked up geriatric knees at 38. Only 27 more years of that shit.

I'm lucky I can spend most of my work day on PFG forums.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Being a teacher would suck. Gotta deal with a lot of bullshit for not much money.

Idk I would absolutely love to be a teacher. I understand you get paid shit and kids are little fuckheads but you’re teaching the next generation. I think about my experiences at school and i only had 1-2 teachers who i genuinely liked and taught me valuable shit, but thats all i needed. And it would be awesome to have that same impact on people that they had on me.

 

[CQ Beans]

Being one of those road workers, especially at night would give me a panic induced heart attack within a year. Honorable mention would be roofing. I’d rather wash dishes.

As always keep it PFG and no profanity unless necessary.

I wouldn’t want to be a line cook again. Not that it’s beneath me or anything. Just it was a lot of stress for not nearly enough money and a young guy’s gig. Permanent string of available pussy though.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Surgeon of any kind. I couldn’t cut anybody open and then the pressure of having to get it right or else you might fuck someone up permanently would be too much.

Would absolutely hate to be a beat cop. Dealing with low level junkies, thieves, gang bangers, whatever. Would be having shitty day after shitty day.

To be fair being a beat cop and fucking with low level junkies sounds pfg

Exercising some obscure power given to you by some random law to just ruin their day for fun lmao

 

[Dennyislife]

Anything medical or working with dead bodies. At least the military get leave imagine seeing death and pain every single day until you retire. Fuck that.

My mum used to be a palliative care nurse and would go to people's homes and watch them overnight. Sometimes she was back before I was asleep which meant the person had died already.

Fun.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Right but there’s no way I could roof forever. Especially starting that early. A couple summers though wouldn’t be so bad. I don’t like the heat and of course you can’t wear basketball shorts while doing it.

I did it for like 5 months. The shittiest thing about it isnt even the work. I even kind of enjoy the work aspect.
Its the pieces of shit that work those scabby non-union jobs that destroy your soul

 

[Phish]

To be fair being a beat cop and fucking with low level junkies sounds pfg

Exercising some obscure power given to you by some random law to just ruin their day for fun lmao

Plus, as a beat cop you kinda get to pick what you wanna deal with that day and what youre gonna let slide. Dont feel like dealing with the junky today? Turn the other way. Dont feel like chasing down a burglar early in the morning? “Ah shucks, he got away”. Sounds PFG to me too. (Id be crooked as fuck. Id be like Michael Dowd from “The Seven Five” documentary, just not quite as grimey)

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Teacher
Prison hack

In some schools they’re the same thing.

 

[guest]

Oncologist or kindergarten teacher.

 

[guest]

Idk I would absolutely love to be a teacher. I understand you get paid shit and kids are little fuckheads but you’re teaching the next generation. I think about my experiences at school and i only had 1-2 teachers who i genuinely liked and taught me valuable shit, but thats all i needed. And it would be awesome to have that same impact on people that they had on me.

I’m with the fruity guy on this one

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Idk I would absolutely love to be a teacher. I understand you get paid shit and kids are little fuckheads but you’re teaching the next generation. I think about my experiences at school and i only had 1-2 teachers who i genuinely liked and taught me valuable shit, but thats all i needed. And it would be awesome to have that same impact on people that they had on me.

I did teaching in China for a year. The good days are good. The bad days - a class of 50 stroppy teenagers who want to mess with you - are very bad.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Oh I know you said only 2 but I have to add proctologist, I'm glad they exist but I couldn't imagine looking at wrecked assholes like Norton's all day every day.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Idk I would absolutely love to be a teacher. I understand you get paid shit and kids are little fuckheads but you’re teaching the next generation. I think about my experiences at school and i only had 1-2 teachers who i genuinely liked and taught me valuable shit, but thats all i needed. And it would be awesome to have that same impact on people that they had on me.

You also get all the holidays, decent job but I couldn't deal with faggot teenagers