We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The underlying problem Rick and Shane have is that they have no friends and so no normal social interactions.
I'm sure this is the most attention Shane has gotten since the butter knife incident.
I also bet that when that babysitter left that day, she turned to look back at the house, and Shane had his ass plastered in the window.
Come back, babysitter, come back

My buddy’s step son says random silly ass shit and we look at him. But he doesent have friends his own age. Like when I was a younger guy I hung out with other assholes my age and when you said something stupid everyone busted your balls for it. Pat and Shane clearly didn’t have that (excluding Blappy calling Pat a fat piece of shit for saying the Canadian flag has an Oak leaf on it).

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[Hudson]

I wonder if his girlfriend takes Kludy sized beast shits?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I wonder if his girlfriend takes Kludy sized beast shits?

There kids, we found a pile of Mastodon scat!

Is that corn?

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Lol

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We would all kill for a guy we saw once at a toy convention.
Also, turns out my "best friend" Jon was really just some fella I knew tanginelly who ended up making off with my wife.

Rick doesn't understand the basic principles of friendship.

Fatrick on Blappy: "We'd KILL for Blappy. He's the lovable Canadian uncle in our global found family."

Blappy on Fatrick: "WHO?"

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=streamable]9vyfgg[/MEDIA]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Alright guys. This is where I think I have to call it. I’ve already been questioning what’s been going on with this board lately, but now it seems we’ve gone a step too far. Remember when we used to go after a racist pedophile ghoul? Now we go after people who aren’t even evil. This has become 100% political and nothing to do with what’s right. Let alone what is actually funny. What’s the point of messing with this guy? Now you’ve finally messed with the wrong person. I can’t tell you retards how glad I am that I never messed with Rick that much. Many of you retards are going to jail. Because you couldn’t help yourselves. Maybe I’ll come back when the truly retarded individuals here are rotting in prison. Until then, nice going faggots.

 

[SFWA liaison]

by /u/zacisnotfunny on cumtown.org

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

@dan WWAWT gettings shane's hs transcripts

Awful bold of you to assume he attended high school.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

@dan WWAWT gettings shane's hs transcripts

Do we know if he has a college degree? These blowhard “I’m smarter than everyone types” like him and Pat seem to lack college education.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I wonder if his girlfriend takes Kludy sized beast shits?

She's 2x the size, definitely

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Fatrick on Blappy: "We'd KILL for Blappy. He's the lovable Canadian uncle in our global found family."

Blappy on Fatrick: "WHO?"

"To you, the day I jumped up from the couch, called you a stupid faggot and told you to shut the fuck up was the most important day of your life. To me, it was just Tuesday."

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Some bitch who was orbiting pat earlier used to do trolling with him. second time i've seen him on this website in a few days. scares me.

Their group was called the Gay Nigger Association of America. Or something like that? I'm sure about the gay nigger part though. Not very progressive if you ask me. Pat associates with some terrible people

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Their group was called the Gay Nigger Association of America. Or something like that? I'm sure about the gay nigger part though. Not very progressive if you ask me. Pat associates with some terrible people

Yes and they replaced all the LGBT books on Amazon with Mein Kampf or something

 

[guest]

Awful bold of you to assume he attended high school.

Well I mean it was good for a reliable lunch

 

[Duxbury Dave]

@dan WWAWT gettings shane's hs transcripts

As @RobertMewler likes to remind people, I didn't procure the HS transcripts myself. (That would be illegal and all my requests have been done by the letter of the law.) The transcripts were given to me by a source who will remain anonymous.

I tried to get Patrick's college transcripts, but it was clear I would have to lie or falsify an affidavit in order to do so. Unlike Patrick, I respect the legal process and do not lie under penalty of perjury.

All that being said, whomever gets the Shane Nokes HS transcripts first, please PM or email me.

 

[SFWA liaison]

lol Patrick is not going to like Shane co-signing this post about how he's not anywhere near as retarded as the Wisconsin pig

it's sort of true but he also refuses to address most of the evidence of his lolcowdom, zooms in on the starwars convention nobody cares about while not saying a word about glaring examples of him being a spaz

 

[Clint Ruin]

lol Patrick is not going to like Shane co-signing this post about how he's not anywhere near as retarded as the Wisconsin pig
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it's sort of true but he also refuses to address most of the evidence of his lolcowdom, zooms in on the starwars convention nobody cares about while not saying a word about glaring examples of him being a spaz

He's not gonna talk everyone down for you, Shane.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

lol Patrick is not going to like Shane co-signing this post about how he's not anywhere near as retarded as the Wisconsin pig
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it's sort of true but he also refuses to address most of the evidence of his lolcowdom, zooms in on the starwars convention nobody cares about while not saying a word about glaring examples of him being a spaz

Man who engages and befriends a random person thats messaging him and admits in that conversation that his nickname is 'daddy cum canon' believes he is in a position to judge someone else's social awareness and insight. Right

 

[Jenna]

lol Patrick is not going to like Shane co-signing this post about how he's not anywhere near as retarded as the Wisconsin pig
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it's sort of true but he also refuses to address most of the evidence of his lolcowdom, zooms in on the starwars convention nobody cares about while not saying a word about glaring examples of him being a spaz

Oh Shane I bet you say that to all the pretty girls