We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[guest]

He didn't start doing anything for MS until July 2008

Wait, so he was obsessed with Microsoft before he even started working there? That… That can’t be right.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Eating our own is what we do when we get bored. He's switched from "I'm the 1337 haxx0r you're all going to jail" to " you can't bother me, hahah it's so funny" because his bluff actually got called and he had to double down in a Tomlinsonesque fashion

how important are the files you uploaded to law enforcement?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Wait, so he was obsessed with Microsoft before he even started working there? That… That can’t be right.

Note how these LOLCows suck the dick of a corporation. Ford, Microsoft…

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Eating our own is what we do when we get bored. He's switched from "I'm the 1337 haxx0r you're all going to jail" to " you can't bother me, hahah it's so funny" because his bluff actually got called and he had to double down in a Tomlinsonesque fashion

I keep asking him on Twitter when I’m getting arrested and going to prison for at least 35 years because he told me that would be happening. I need to make arrangements if I’m going to be gone that long, someone needs to water my plants!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wait, so he was obsessed with Microsoft before he even started working there? That… That can’t be right.

It seems he’s been obsessed with them his whole life, probably would only work for them and “retired” because he wouldn’t work anywhere else and they didn’t want him anymore.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He's progressed to the "reading publicly available information" phase of his elite hack. We're in deep shit, folks.

I hope he hasn't figured out I live at 123 Fake Street, Montreal Quebec.

Edit:. My computer been infected with the Good Time Virus. It's over gents

 

[guest]

Note how these LOLCows suck the dick of a corporation. Ford, Microsoft…

It wasn’t even 20 years ago when right wingers were the ones kissing corporate ass and left wingers were the ones who didn’t trust the government and had conspiracy theories for absolutely everything that happened in the world.

And these people who are really politically charged don’t understand why some people can’t take them seriously. It’s all a game. It’s all a show. It’s all bullshit. Right wingers were all about the Iraq war and going into Afghanistan, etc. Now the left are the Warhawks and the right wingers are bragging about how Trump didn’t start wars.

They’ll just believe whatever their team tells them to. It’s so gay.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I just hope that racist misogynist Shane Nokes leaves sweet Terry Clifford and her boy out of this.

If he goes after sweet Terry the Golden Hearted, it will get ugly

 

[Dennis Denuto]

It wasn’t even 20 years ago when right wingers were the ones kissing corporate ass and left wingers were the ones who didn’t trust the government and had conspiracy theories for absolutely everything that happened in the world.

And these people who are really politically charged don’t understand why some people can’t take them seriously. It’s all a game. It’s all a show. It’s all bullshit. Right wingers were all about the Iraq war and going into Afghanistan, etc. Now the left are the Warhawks and the right wingers are bragging about how Trump didn’t start wars.

They’ll just believe whatever their team tells them to. It’s so gay.

When you realise that both American political parties have been pursuing the same policy you'll understand politics a lot better: the US government's agenda doesn't change.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Look at Scoops McGee over here. He got me good!
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Unlike Patrick hes actually capable of writing something funny

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He’s been talking about Microsoft for 20 years LMAO.

It’s two words that describe his penis. Makes sense why he’s obsessed with it…

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Nice try, ass monkey. I know you're making fun of me. You're too stupid to even be alive. When I'm shitting uncontrollably at your sentencing hearing, know that it's because my anus was ruined by my babysitter

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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What will he do when he finds out our leader is a trans woman of color?

I thought it was Daniel "Carver" Kurlan, the Grand Wizard of Queens

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I don't think I've gone a week without seeing Bam or Dan's dox, partially or in full, posted here. Most of the time by themselves.

Portage police literally gave out his address. No knock ever arrived

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

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Alright this niggas pretty fuckin funny, I think my pendulums swinging the other way

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I thought it was Daniel "Carver" Kurlan, the Grand Wizard of Queens

Wake up white people! My sister has been in the hot tub at the Compound!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I keep asking him on Twitter when I’m getting arrested and going to prison for at least 35 years because he told me that would be happening. I need to make arrangements if I’m going to be gone that long, someone needs to water my plants!

You fell for his trap AGAIN

 

[swole_edging_llc]

The underlying problem Rick and Shane have is that they have no friends and so no normal social interactions.
I'm sure this is the most attention Shane has gotten since the butter knife incident.
I also bet that when that babysitter left that day, she turned to look back at the house, and Shane had his ass plastered in the window.
Come back, babysitter, come back